From: "Alex, Joan and Hillary Davis" Date: Sat, 30 May 1998 13:52:46 -0700 Subject: Submission - Mulder and Scully Go To The Baseball Game Mulder and Scully go to a Baseball Game Written by: Evex See Mulder. See Scully. See Mulder see Scully. See Phoebe. See Scully. See Phoebe see Scully. Grr, goes Scully. See Mulder. See baseball game. See Mulder at baseball game. See Mulder saving one seat at baseball game. Scully and Phoebe each want that seat. Who will get that seat? See Scully. See lightbulb. See Scully see lightbulb. "I have a bright idea!" "We will race during the game," Is Scully's bright idea. "Whoever does not get hit gets to sit by Mulder." Phoebe agrees. It is a bright idea. See Scully ready to race. See Phoebe ready to race. See Mulder see Scully and Phoebe ready to race. Run, Scully, run! Hear whistle blow. See them go. They are running across the field. See referee. See referee see Scully and Phoebe running. Stop, Scully and Phoebe, stop! See Scully pause. Hear Scully say, "I'm with the FBI." Hear referee say, "Play ball!" See balls fly. See Phoebe die. Yea, Scully, yea! See coroner. See Phoebe's limp, dead body. See coroner see Phoebe's limp, dead body. Time to slice and dice! See coroner take Phoebe's limp, dead body. See Scully sit next to Mulder. Ahh, true love. Look, here comes Skinner! See Scully see Skinner. See Mulder see Skinner. See camera see Skinner. Skinner's on TV! Uh oh, here comes Krycek! (Boo.) See Mulder see Krycek. See Scully see Krycek. See Skinner see Krycek. See them see Krycek. "Look, it's the one-armed man!" Hear Mulder laugh. Hear Scully laugh. Hear Skinner laugh. Something must be wrong! They can't laugh! See Cancerman. He is out in public! See Cancerman see Krycek. See sparks fly. (Well, imagine them.) Cancerman hates Krycek. See Cancerman light a cigaette. See Cancerman take a puff. (Ew, ick.) Hear Mulder say, "Go away you black-lunged bastard!" See Krycek take Scully. (Not again!) See guns get pulled. Hear people scream. See the top of Skinner's head gleam. (It's hot.) Hear shots ring out. See Krycek fall. Did Krycek get shot, or hit by a ball? Hear Krycek cry. See Krycek die. See Muder wonder, "Who shot Krycek?" See someone stand, hear them shout. "I shot Krycek, it was me! Hear Mulder gasp. Hear Scully gasp. Hear Skinner gasp. Hear Cancerman gasp. Hear them gasp. Frohicke? Frohicke shot Krycek! Yea yea yea! Three cheers for Frohicke! Hip hip hooray! See game resume. See women swoon. Mulder is approaching Scully. "Scully." "Mulder, Krycek is dead." "But the truth is still out there, and so are the lies. He was a one-armed scumsucker who worked for the black-lunged son-of-a-bitch, and he deserved it! And besides, everything dies." See Scully smile. See Mulder smile. Hear me sigh. Aww, how sweet! The X-Files, Scully, Mulder, Krycek, Cancerman, Skinner, Phoebe, and Frohicke (that's a mouthful) don't belong to me. They belong to Chris Carter and 1013 (blah blah blah). I didn't come up with the Dick-and-Jane style either. I got the idea from "Mulder and Scully Cross The Street". I just added new words. (I'm a theif, I know.) Feedback please! im_with_the_fbi@yahoo.com -- Title: Mulder and Scully Go To The Baseball Game Author: Evex Classification: TH Rating: G, definitely Spoilers: none Distribute: Anywhere but ATXC. Ask me first! Can also be seen at the Psycho Files site. Summary: Mulder and Scully disrupt a baseball game. Written in Dick-and-Jane style.