From: Dave Hill Newsgroups: alt.tv.x-files.creative Subject: NEW: Mulder and Scully go to Circus (1/1) Date: Fri, 23 Feb 1996 23:51:49 -0700 Disclaimer: You know the drill. 1013, Fox, CC. Special thanks to Dick and Jane. Please be our friend: We need friends. Once you read the story, you will understand. Email us. Janna & Justin (jhill@eid.awinc.com) Shannon (dtaylor@cosmos.ab.ca) MULDER AND SCULLY GO TO THE CIRCUS (also known as Dick and Jane visit The X-Files) by Janna Hill, Shannon Taylor, and Justin Hill (CAUTION: Written in the wee hours of the night.) and so we begin out tale of horror. See Mulder. See Scully. See Mulder and Scully. See Scully run to Mulder. Run, Scully, run. See Scully bring out circus tickets. Good Scully. See Mulder smile. What a babe. Watch Mulder pat Scully on head. "Nice Scully" See Scully smile. What a babe. Hear Mulder say "The truth is in there, Scully" See Mulder hail taxi. "Taxi, taxi." See Mulder get in taxi. See Mulder ride off. See Scully run. Run, Scully, run. Mulder forgot Scully. Bad Mulder. See Scully hail taxi. "Taxi, taxi." See Scully get in taxi. Hear Scully say "Follow that cab" See cab follow cab. The chase begins. See Mulder arive at circus. See Scully arive at circus. See Scully pull gun on Mulder. Bad Scully. See Mulder apologize. Nice Mulder. See Scully forgive Mulder. Nice Scully. See Mulder and Scully go in tent. See them take their seats. See the show begin. Ooh. Aah. See trapeze artist go up. See trapeze artist go down. Oops. See trapeze artist bounce. Ouch. See Scully cheer. See Mulder laugh. What fun they are having at the circus. See ringmaster scrape off trapeze artist. What a babe. See Mulder get sick. Ick. See the show continue. See the elephants. They are big. See the camels. They spit. See Scully get sick. Ick. See the ringmaster. See the tiger. See the tiger eat the ringmaster. Good tiger. See Scully cheer. See Mulder laugh. What fun they are having at the circus. See ringmaster die. See show end. How sad. Oh well. There are still rides at the circus. See Scully go to rollar coaster. Scully is brave. See Mulder go to ferris wheel. What a wimp. See Scully cheer. Hear Mulder heave. What fun they are having at the circus. See Frohinke see Scully. "She's hot." See Scully run. Run, Scully run. See Mulder scold Frohinke. Bad Frohinke. See Langly. See Byers. See Langly and Byers. See group go to hot dog stand. See Lone Gunmen test wiener for paranormal activity. Smart Lone Gunmen. See Skinner. See Skinner run. Run, Skinner, run. He's fast. What a babe. See Skinner see everyone. "Hi everyone!" See everyone see Skinner. "Hi Skinner." See Cancerman. See Cancerman smoke. Bad Cancerman. See Cancerman get lung cancer, See Scully cheer. See Mulder laugh. What fun they are having at the circus. See sun go down. Bye-bye. See moon come up. Hi. See Mulder see UFO. See Scully see UFO. See Mulder and Scully see UFO. Wow. What a babe. See Lone Gunmen see UFO. See Lone Gunmen scream. See Frohinke hide behind Scully. See Scully run. Run, Scully, run. See alien. See alien's friend. See alien and alien's friend. What babes. See alien see Frohinke. See alien run. Run alien run. See UFO go away. It is dark now. See Mulder turn on multi-functional, high powered, solar flashlight. Smart Mulder. See Scully yawn. See Mulder yawn. See Scully and Mulder yawn. They are tired. See Lone Gunmen yawn. See Skinner yawn. See Lone Gunmen and Skinner yawn. They are tired. See everyone hail taxi. "Taxi, taxi" See everyone get in taxi. See taxi go. See Scully cheer. See Mulder laugh. What fun they had at the circus. THE END -- _____________________________________________________________ Dave Hill Water Resource Policy and Planning/EIDNet Eastern Irrigation District 550 Industrial Road Brooks, Alberta T1R 0B9 Voice 403/362-1400, Fax 403/362-6206, Home 403/362-4748