From: mdillhoff@hotmail.com Date: 01 Jun 2000 00:00:00 GMT Subject: New 1/1 Mulder, You Idiot! Title: Mulder, You Idiot! Author: Soleta Category: VR Rated: PG Spoilers: None. Disclaimer: I'm not actually using them. Just their voices. Keywords: MSR. Before Triangle. "Scully." It's Mulder. He's the only one stupid enough to call me this early. "It's me." Not like she doesn't know already. "Mulder, it's three o'clock in the morning. What is so urgent that it could not wait until tomorrow?" He'd better make it fast. "I... um... sorry. It can wait." Oh, hell. She's pissed. "No, Mulder. You've woken me up already. Tell me." If he doesn't I'll shoot him in the other arm. "Um... well... I missed you." Great, doofus. What'd you think she's gonna do now, fall all over you? Idiot. Dope. Mush-head... "You missed me." Damn you, Mulder. "Ah... yeah." Great. Here it comes. She'll kill me. "That would be incredibly sweet if it weren't three o'clock in the morning and if I didn't need my beauty sleep." There. See how you like that, Spook. "You don't need any beauty sleep, Scully. You're always gorgeous." Oops. Maybe I shouldn't have said that either. "You'll see tomorrow when I come in with bags under my eyes and a lovely temper." Where is he going with this? "I refuse to believe you could be anything less than beautiful, Scully." Open mouth. Insert foot. I can't think of why she hasn't killed me yet. "Mulder, are you trying to tell me something in your own incomparable way?" Games with words were never my strong suit. He'd damn well better 'fess up or I'm going back to bed. "I love you, Scully." Oh... hell. Where'd that knife go? Silence. What did he say? "Ah, Scully. I'm sorry. I'll get you a transfer order tomorrow, it'll be on your desk when you come in-" "Mulder, what did you say?" I don't believe it. "I said that I loved you, Scully. And I'm sorry for it." Idiot that I am, I did say that. I won't lie to her. "Don't be sorry, you dope. Just say it again." I do believe I'm feeling fuzzy inside. "I'm sorry, Sc-" "No, not that! The other part." Clutchhead. "I said I loved you, Scully." What is she trying to do, humiliate me? Bitch. "Good." I can't fucking believe this. "'Good'?" What the hell is she getting at? "Good. Because I love you too."