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From: glacy1@ix.netcom.com(Gayle Lacy Jr)
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Subject: New:  Mulder's With Children or Gizzie's Dream Fanfic
Date: 23 Sep 1996 03:51:35 GMT
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OK, I was possessed.  I know there's any number of people
(like 4 billion) who could do a better job of writing this
silliness than I, but as I said, I was possessed.  I've 
never written anything before and if you're lucky, I won't
write anything again.

Disclaimer:  Scully, Mulder, Skinner and Mrs. Scully belong
to Chris Carter and 1013 Productions.  I just borrowed them.

Rating:  PG-13?  A couple of bad words, undescriptive sex.

Summary:  I think the alternate title says it all.


Mulder's With Children
or 
Gizzie's Dream Fanfic


Special Agent Dana Scully-Mulder stood at her kitchen sink and
pondered her life as she rinsed off the dinner dishes.  Never
in her wildest nightmares (and she'd had some wild ones), had
she ever imagined that her life with Mulder would turn out as
it had.  

Their relationship had had an air of magic back when they were
"best friends".  The magic had even endured after they decided
to marry.  It was marriage that had killed it.

After so many years of celibacy they had decided that waiting
until their wedding night to consumate their relationship
would be incredibly romantic.  _Nobody_ waited until they got
married anymore.  Well...except John Tesh.  Now Dana knew why.

Mulder never varied in his technique.  Kiss, kiss, squeeze, 
squeeze, pump, pump.  She hadn't had an orgasm, except by her
own hand (or vibrator she had hidden in the bottom drawer of
her night table) since they had married.  Who would have ever
dreamed Fox Mulder, with that cute butt, incredible lower lip,
sexy eyes and vast collection of porn (where you would have 
thought he would have at least picked up ONE variation in
technique) would turn out to be such a lousy lover.  Dana
sighed.

And their child, though conceived in humdrum fashion had been
anxiously awaited.  The shock when s/he was born though had
never worn off.  S/he was born with both a penis and a vagina,
their own little X-File.  Mulder blamed Scully, Scully blamed
Mulder.  They named hem (hir?) Samantha William Mulder.
Depending on their mood, s/he was sometimes dressed as a girl
and called Samantha, sometimes as a boy and called William.
They had decided the mature thing for them to do was wait til
s/he grew up and let Samantha William make his/her own 
decision regarding gender.  Kinda like religion.

The worst thing though, had been when her mom had married her
boss, A.D. Walter Skinner.  Shit.  Now they had NO secrets 
from him.  At least before, she and Mulder could just keep
their mouths shut at work and Skinner would be kept in the
dark.  But now he was everywhere.  At dinner, all holidays,
anytime they went to Scully's moms... And Margaret Scully was
never one to keep things from her husband.  So EVERYTHING that
Dana told her mom was repeated to Skinner, as Dana discovered
the hard way one day when Skinner teased Mulder about Scully's
love affair with her vibrator.  Mulder hadn't even known about
the vibrator.  It had taken hours to convince Mulder that
Skinner was full of shit and she only used the vibrator 
occasionally on her tense neck muscles.

And when was the last time she had tenderly pushed a lock of
hair back off Mulders forehead?  Not since they had married,
surely.  Dana sighed again.

Who would have ever thought that they would have ended up like
this?  Certainly not those "relationshippers" she'd heard of
on the net.

If they only knew....


The End

First thing.. I absolutely meant NO disrespect to anyone with
Kleinfelders Syndrome.  It's been WAY too long since my
college biology and I don't think that's even the correct
spelling of the genetic mishap that results in a child being
born with two XX and one Y chromosome.  In any event, I
sincerely apologize if I offended anyone because no
maliciousness was intended.  I was just making a very
tastless joke.

Second thing.. I love the stories posted here and read them
voraciously.  No insult is intended to ANY author.

Denise