From:             "Fallara" <starexpo@millnet.net>
Date sent:        Tue, 10 Mar 1998 13:48:30 -0600

Title: My Shnoz Killed My Partner
Author: mulder6
Rating: G
Classification: SH
Spoilers: None
Keywords: None
Summary: Just a normal day for the Dynamic Duo.

Disclaimer: Mulder, Scully, and Skinner aren't mine, and I've used them without 
permission. They belong to Chris Carter, Twentieth Century Fox, and 1013 
Productions.

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My Shnoz Killed My Partner

Monday Morning
Mulder and Scully's Office

Scully was sitting at her desk when Mulder came in.  "Hey Mulder."

"Hi, Scully."  Mulder seemed kind of gloomy compared to most days.  Scully also 
noticed he wasn't looking at her.

"Mulder, what's wrong?"  Just then Mulder looked at Scully, and she noticed his 
nose was...well...Huge!  "Mulder! Oh my God!! Have you been lying again!?"

"...no..." Just then his nose grew somewhere.

"Then why is your nose growing?"

"I don't know." Then his nose grew somemore.

"Mulder, what's with you today!?"

"Nothing!"  And his nose became even bigger!  His nose was so big that little 
army men marched out of his nose and began attacking Scully.

"OH MY GOD!! HELP ME MULDER!!! HELP!!!"

"I can't!"  But of course his nose grew bringing more army men.

"HELP!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!"

Luckily, Skinner was in the basement supply room and heard Scully's cries for 
help.  So he walked into a nearby phonebooth and ran to Mulder and Scully's 
office.  He came into thier office dressed in a Superman costume.  "Have no 
fear, Agent Scully, AD Skinner is here!!!"

He then began to kill the army men, and he was about to attack Mulder's nose 
when....

Scully woke up from her dream and began getting ready for work.

The End


PS-Hope nobody's offended by my story. I don't hate Mulder, he's cool.  I was a 
little bored and decided to write this. Tell me what you think. Send all letters 
to mulder6@mailexcite.com
Thank you.

