From: "Amanda Leigh Hinds" Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 20:52:15 -0400 Subject: Nice Pants 2 Source: direct Title: Nice Pants 2- X-ray Vision Author: Bynx Category: E-mail: BabyBynx20@cs.com Spoilers: none Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, they belong to Chris Carter, 1013 Productions and Fox Broadcasting. I'm not making any money from this so please don't sue me, i have lawn furniture in my living room.......Oh and i also do not own Dockers or their commercials. not mine...all theirs.... Feedback: Yunno where. Summary: Damn those late night commercials again! Comments: This is NOT a sequel to 'Nice Pants'. it's just the same brand of pants, Dockers. These commercials so late at night give me the fuel to write fics when I'm having a block. If yu haven't seen the commercial ad, don't panic!! so yu don't need to read Nice Pants 1....well read it anyway....and yu don't need to see the commercial. basically yur all set to go! oh and this commercial ad was inspiration in another story Dedications: I think this is my first dedication.....hmm...possibly......anyway this story is dedicated to my buddy Autumn! who hounds me day in and day out to keep writing more. she's one helluva writer, as all you fic writers are. so thank you hun for dedicating to me and making me write more! HERE WE GO! ~ X x X x X x X x X x X ~ Some quiet little restaurant in town Scully sits at the table she has chosen. Mulder walks up to the line of other customers waiting for their orders to be taken. Scully picks up a magazine that was already on the table. As she flips through it, something falls out. Setting the magazine down on the table next to theirs, she picks up the object. They are those paper glasses. She reads the decorative print on the glasses. It reads "X-RAY VISION" in bright colors and bold print. She looks around checking to see if anyone is watching her. Seeing no sign of anyone surveying her, she puts them on. She looks around the small room. She sees a man and a woman sitting at the table to her right. She can actually see through them to their skeletal structures. She watches the to people as they converse and notices something she hadn't before. The man seems to be spilling something and the woman keeps nudging her purse closer.......which has a tape recorder inside! Scully is amused at this. "Oh he's so busted!" she says out loud to nobody in particular. Even though she was very curious with the man and woman, Scully moves on to the next table. This overweight man is yelling at the waitress. Something about him asking for medium rare. Scully Oddly notices that she can see something on the man. It looks as if the man is wearing women's lingerie! Her suspicions are confirmed when the man bangs his fist on the table and his...uh...fat jiggles. However thanks to his "support" it just barely jiggles. Scully has to refrain from giggling. "He's got issues." she says as she moves to someone else. She scans the room and passes the line that Mulder is still standing in. She was about to keep scanning the room but went back to Mulder. Mulder's cell phone rings and he reaches in his pocket to get it. He answers his phone with the usual "Mulder" as he always does, when he realizes Scully is staring at him. With these ridiculous glasses on. But what shocks Mulder the most is that she is not just staring at him, she is staring at his pants. And not just his pants but his crotch. Mulder looks down, then back up to Scully with a grin on his face. "Mmmm Nice Pants." she says. "Man these things are amazing!" When she realizes that a man is now occupying the table next to her, who is looking at the magazine Scully recently discarded. On the back of the magazine is the ad for the "X-RAY VISION" glasses. END : : sigh : : lol that actually is one of my favorite commercial ads. well I hope yu enjoyed it.