From: AngelofMusic1013@aol.com
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 1999 13:32:27 EST
Subject: xfc: NEW: "No Chance in Hell" by Meaghan McScully (1/1) PG MSR/HUMOUR
Source: xfc

From: AngelofMusic1013@aol.com

Title: No Chance In Hell

Author: Meaghan McScully

Archive: Go 'head, anywhere ya like.

Rating: PG

Category: MSR, Humour

Feedback:  Yes, please.

Summary: It was for a challenge that went a little like this:
 "It has to have a scene where Mulder suddenly and unexpectedly
 kisses Scully, then tells her: 'That was to calm you down'.
 It can't be more than 300 words.  It also has to involve a
 puppy with bladder control issues, a magic 8 ball, and Hanes
 underwear."


Disclaimer: Not mine, NEVER mine


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Dammit Scully, what's wrong?  Are you alright?" Fox Mulder asked his 
illustrious partner Dana Scully over the phone, unbeknown to her that he was 
actually on his cell phone outside her apartment door.  

"Mulder, I'm fine...." She lamented, as her new puppy bull dog, Elvis, 
skittered across the linoliem and peed on the floor.  "DAMMIT!  Mulder, I 
gotta go, bye."  She said, hanging up on him.

Mulder, deciding he wanted to know what Scully was hiding, used his key to 
unlock her apatmrnt door to find her in the corner of the living room, on her 
hands and knees, wiping up puppy pee.  She had heard the door open, but 
didn't turn around.  

"FREEZE!"  She said, cocking her gun.  

Mulder hadn't expected this reaction from her.  "DAMMIT SCULLY, don't shoot 
me again!" he exclaimed as once again skittered across the linoliem and peed 
on Mulder.

"Elvis!  Get over here, NOW!"  Scully said sternly to the dog.  

The dog ran across the floor and peed on Scully's leg.  Scully started to 
hyperventilate, and Mulder quickly walked over to her and kissed her hard.  
"That was to calm you down." he said, as Elvis slid across the floor wiht a 
pair of Scully's favorite Hanes underwear and a magic 8 ball.  Mulder 
carefully picked up the 8 ball and asked it if this was ever going to end.  
The 8 ball answered.....

"No chance in hell"
~~~~~~

The end....