From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org Date: 19 Jun 2002 02:26:58 -0000 Subject: On Line by FoxFireX and Girlie Girl7 Source: direct Reply To: FoxfireX_00@yahoo.com Title: On Line Author: FoxfireX and Girlie Girl 7 Spoilers: One Son Classification: Voyured MSR Rating: PG Disclaimer: Everyone herein belongs to us! Ok, everyone herein belongs to us, except for Mulder, Scully, and Diana (patooey, who'd want her?) They belong to FOX now, since they wrote the check. This is a Laverne and Shirley production -- Working the night shift had its ups and downs. On the upside, during the night time hours, even in a busy metropolitan hospital, most docs are home in bed waiting for their pagers to wake them up. On the down side, the long twelve hour shift could drag, if the unit wasn't busy. Luckily for Kaye Davis, RN, her unit was equipped with a computer station for each hall that had Internet access. Now, being a reasonable and prudent nurse, Kaye pretty much figured that the access was intended for researching diagnoses or medications that might not be familiar. She also was pretty sure, as a reasonable and prudent nurse, that it was not a secret that the computers got used for other purposes. During the busy bustle of the day shift, rarely existed the chance to spend time sitting in front of the computer. And, truth be told, many nights were too filled with critical patients and phone calls to doctors, worrying families and admissions from the ER to enjoy the Internet perk, too. This, however, was not one of those nights. Nursing operations had canceled two of the scheduled nurses for the shift. The two that were left were bored silly. Kaye had exactly three patients. One, a twenty-nine year old dehydration from the stomach virus was well rehydrated, and scheduled for discharge in the morning. Her second patient was an elderly gentleman, in from a local nursing home with yet another stroke. He was enduring physical and occupational therapy during the day, and the exertion combined with a sleeping pill he depended on had him down for the night. Lastly she had a middle aged man who had inhaled some toxic fumes on the job site. He had spent time in ICU, but was now weaned from the vent, his oxygen saturation was hold steady in his blood, and Respiratory Therapy was now his best friend. He had few nursing needs, as he was ambulatory and oriented. Kaye had finished her initial rounds and assessments, opened her nursing notes, passed her bedtime medications and now sat down to fire up the computer. She brought up her instant messengering service, logged in and headed for her chat room. -- NancyNurse has entered the room NancyNurse: Hi room EdDaMan: Hi Nan LousLips: Hey girl NancyNurse: It's quiet here tonight and I'm bored, what's up with you guys? JacksMom: not much, put the kid to bed and got on here LousLips: I had one bitch of a day that I wanna forget EdDaMan: awww sorry to hear that Lou, need a backrub? LousLips: I heard about you Italians, Ed, you got Roman hands! LOL NancyNurse: LOL Lou EdDaMan: hey, I resemble that remark JacksMom: you two want to get a room? NancyNurse: Oh no. I'll brb guys, getting a new patient and have to get report. JacksMom: Okie dokie EdDaMan: seriously, Lou, wanna talk about it? EdDaMan: I'm all ears, not just hands LousLips: no Ed, but thanks. I just need to relax! EdDaMan: well, I'm mostly hands JacksMom: Ed, do we need to have Nancy sedate you? EdDaMan: only if it requires restraints, too EdDaMan: and you put them on, JM JacksMom: down boy! LousLips: Where's Nance get to? NancyNurse: here I am. 36 y/o male with blunt trauma to the abdomen. oh goody. probably be up puking all night long. JacksMom: Ewwwwww LousLips: is he cute? Give us his 'vitals' NancyNurse: dunno yet, just got report. he's on his way up. NancyNurse: there's a woman that came up with his things NancyNurse: but transport isn't here with him yet. EdDaMan: is she cute? JacksMom: Ed! she's probably his wife! EdDaMan: so, what?! that means I can't ask if she's cute? NancyNurse: umm lemme see Ed, she's tiny. 5'1 or 2 red hair JacksMom: Ed, you and LL are stuck on sex LousLips: speak for yourself, honey EdDaMan: you'd rather I be stuck on potty training, like you, JM? JacksMom: I'll have you know my son is almost trained too bad his father isn't. NancyNurse: Ok, little red just came and got in my face wondering what's taking so long, gotta call transport. blue eyes that shoot fire, Ed. LousLips: sounds like a bitch to me JacksMom: LL! LousLips: she sounds like she looks like my brother's ex, and she was a bitch. NancyNurse: she's just stressed out, dunno if she's the wife or what, but she's worried. they all snap when they're worried. either that or cry and I hate it when they cry. LousLips: either she really cares about him or he owes her money. EdDaMan: hey, if he croaks, give her my number JacksMom: so what is she doing now? NancyNurse: yelling at transport for taking so long to get here. brb! LousLips: IS HE CUTE? JacksMom: she's gone, LL, calm down. EdDaMan: she's probably giving little red my phone number. NancyNurse: ok guys, sorry that took so long, had to get his paper work going and get him settled. NancyNurse: LL, how fast can you get here? cause you are NOT going to believe this guy. LousLips: I'm on my way JacksMom: LL's always on her way NancyNurse: it would be worth the 1200 mile trip, my friend. LousLips: maybe Ed and I can carpool NancyNurse: I think little red would kill you both at the door, but MAN! is he a fox LousLips: I like foxes JacksMom: down girl! NancyNurse: rich brown hair, short sideburns, strands falling over his forehead, hazel eyes, prominent nose, a pouty bottom lip you could just sink your teeth into LousLips: HOT DAMN! NancyNurse: long fingers, beautiful hands, too bad I'm going to have to restart his IV, the ER one blew. EdDaMan: but is he terminal? little red might need my comfort LousLips: sounds like something I'd like to blow. LousLips: JacksMom: LL!! NancyNurse: geeze Ed, I hate to tell you but he's going to recover. brb again, duty calls LousLips: hey, a girl can wish EdDaMan: if wishes were horses, beggars would ride LousLips: ride, baby ride JacksMom: what the hell does that mean EdDaMan: just a proverb JacksMom: well, dont give LL any ideas, please NancyNurse: ok, IV all in and he's all admitted. JacksMom: what happened to him? NancyNurse: he was hit by a car LousLips: injure anything important? NancyNurse: nah, must not have hit him too hard. get this, the car was being driven by his partner, and his first name is FOX!. LousLips: Fox, huh, well if the name fits, wear it I always say EdDaMan: his life partner? NancyNurse: no! he's not gay, he's a Fed LousLips: he works for Fed Ex? NancyNurse: no LL sheesh! FBI NancyNurse: Federal Bureau of Investigation EdDaMan: so what is little red hot to him NancyNurse: hmm let me see.. NancyNurse: LOL..his partner LousLips: Damn! she ran over my soon to be lover EdDaMan: musta had it coming LousLips: a man that good looking always has it coming NancyNurse: I know a few good women that would love to give it to him LousLips: (standing on chair) oh! me, me! JacksMom: sigh. I despair for all of you. What's going on in there now, Nance? NancyNurse: Well, they are talking pretty loud. he's asking her why she hit him with the car. EdDaMan: he must have made a pass at her and she's saving herself for me! JacksMom: oh yeah, Ed, I'm sure that's it. NancyNurse: she's telling him she thought he was someone named Diana. This makes no sense, guys. LousLips: go in there and report back to us, and don't be doing any artificial respiration on my man NancyNurse: Nurse feelgood gonna make the boo boo all better EdDaMan: hey Nance, send little red over to chat with me LousLips: bring back his shoe size, you know what they say about the size of a man's shoe EdDaMan: tell little red I wear a size 12! JacksMom: you two really should be ashamed of yourselves LousLips: life's too short for shame, dearie NancyNurse: back LousLips: well, dont just sit there, what's going on?? NancyNurse: well, I hate to break it to you and Ed, but when I went in there, red was sitting on the edge of bed and they were kissing. EdDaMan: NOOOO REEDDDD!!! JacksMom: LOL LousLips: well damn, another one off my hook NancyNurse: hate to give you bad news and run, but its time for rounds again. See you guys later. JacksMom: night Nance! LousLips: nextime, bring me a SINGLE man, honey! EdDaMan: j/k night Nance NancyNurse has left the room Enough playing around, it was time to get her second round assessments to begin. She started across the hall from the FBI guy and his vehicular manslaugtering partner in the dehydration room. Satisfied that the patient was going to live, and make it home the next day, she came out and closed the door. As she made her way past the sexy agent's room, she could see his red headed partner bent over him, nibbling softly on his bottom lip. Shaking her head and smiling, she had just reached Mr. Respiratory Failure's room when she heard luscious bottom lip say, "Diana, who?".