From: "Paula Jandreau" Date: Mon, 8 Nov 1999 17:12:06 -0500 Source: direct TITLE: The Pants (Sexxy sexxy sexxy Mulder) AUTHORS: Sarah Josephine, LITTLEvoice, Rach, Tammy, and Steph (typed my Sarah) DISCLAIMER: not ours! (Unless you ask Rachel, she seams to think Mulder is hers, which is wrong, he's mineJ) but in this strange place called reality everyone mentioned in this story except Jessica is CC and 1013's so you can have them back after the story. Unless.... DATE: June 25, 1999 ish ARCHIVE: anywhere but please keep our names on it EMAIL: fortto@aol.com, or littlevoice_0013@yahoo.com RATING: Strong R for most of the authors having sick minds CLASSIFICATION: MSR H V something (we are all shippers so if you are not 1 turn away and B get you head examined) SUMMARY: 5 teenagers in 1 room with 1 pair of "pants" leads to 1 strange story NOTES: the 5 of us were in Savannah and we were shopping on river street and Rachel holds up the "pants" they were white with no holes but you could see right through them to the wall. Well needless to say LITTLEvoice and I looked at each other and said "fan fic!" and this is what you get. Now there was this plaque thingy in a shop on market street (I think) and I saw it and showed it to LITTLEvoice and we said "also in fanfic!" read the story, you will find out what I mean J SPOILERS: none &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% SEXXY SEXXY SEXXY MULDER (the pants) &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% "Mulder what the hell are you wearing?" Scully screamed when she walked into her bedroom "I...I...I...I can explain" Mulder stuttered. Answering Scully's question Mulder pulled out a pair of see-through white pants from her drawer. She didn't know why he was wearing her clothing and why he was soaking wet, without any of his sexy black silk boxer-briefs The cloth was just a little small for Scully so it was incredibly skin tight on Mulder's bare ass Adorning his well-built six-pack was a matching button-down v-neck blouse with =BE sleeves. It was too tight so there wasn't any buttons buttoned "Really I... I... I... can explain" it isn't what you think." Mulder said "Oh ... what do I think?" Scully asked sarcastically "That I'm a horny basted and I ... umm..." he looks down at him self and realizes that he is a little more horny then he thought. "That is only half of what I'm thinking, Mulder and where did you find that, I mean those?" "In the dresser you know the drawer with all the pretty langeray in it." Mulder had a smirk on his face as if he knew something that Scully have preferred he not. "Scully turned away slowly having to pry her eyes off Mulder's crystal balls. She stuck her head in the bathroom to grab Mulder a towel. But then she was about to hand it to Mulder she dropped it seeing the cowboy hat that lay gently on his head. "Where the hell did you find that?" "In your closet." Mulder said with a huge smirk on his face Ding Dong "Mulder wait there and don't move." "Okeydokey Scully" Mulder said still smiling "And don't come out." Scully said as she walked out of the room, "and please get some clothing on!" she said and opened the front door. Mulder heard some mumbling at the door. Then he decided to listen to Scully and get some clothing on but he then realized all of his clothing was wet and sweaty from the run in the raid to get there. So he left Scully's bedroom with the towel on. He was about to tell Scully his clothing situation, "Scully_" He was cut off by Scully screaming his name and her friend Jessica, who was at the door, giggling. "What?" he asked them. Then he looked down and realized that the towel had not followed him into the room. "I seam to have lost your towel." Mulder said with a grin "Well," Jessica said between giggles, "I see you took the plaque we saw seriously, I'm sure the horses are glad." "What plaque?" Mulder asked questingly as he moved closer to the now raspberry faced Scully. "Well" Jessica said, "its simply said 'save a horse, ride a cowboy'" and she burst into hysterics. "I'll..." she began but she could barley breath let alone talk, "I'll ... I'll talk to you latter... bye... have a nice ride" she said laughing and leaving the apartment. Scully shot Mulder the "look" of death "what did I do?" Mulder asked and Scully just shook her head and went into the bedroom, Mulder followed. END