Title: Presenting Scully, Sequel to Full moon
Author: Lexie
Rating PG
content: humor
Spoilers: none
disclaimer: we all know they aren't mine so don't sue
Summary: the tables are reversed as Mulder hypnotizes Scully
authors note: although this is a sequel it can be read without having read the
first part. I'd like to thank all those who sent feedback and encouraged this
sequel. A big thanks to heather for running off camping and leaving me without
a person to force me to write and give encouragement via ims and help me scan
so now I have to wait until Thursday. feedback is good karma...send to
Jaidiaa@aol.com
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" But sir, that's not fair" Scully whined
"Quit whining" Mulder said
" I'm not whiiiiiininggggggggg"
" I've made up my mind" Skinner said trying to sound authoritive" Since you
completely humiliated Mulder it's only right that he hypnotize you"
" But , but..." Scully protested
" No buts, go ahead Mulder, but one rule. Don't do anything that will get us
sued"
"well there goes all my ideas"
A few minutes later Scully was his. Only one problem remained. He had no idea
what to do with her. She had already taken all the good ideas.He could have
her sing but then that would be copying. Besides, he had no idea what he could
have her sing. Maybe that awful spice girl song, or both of them. He could
call her Scully spice. yeah that would be perfect except he had to dress her
appropriately.
"Stay here Scully, do my expense reports or something" he snapped and was on
his way to the nearest mall. He stopped at his apartments to borrow his
neighbor. Mecenzie was twelve. Perfect to help him dress Scully like a pre-
teen. She was more than happy to help since Mulder promised to buy her a
Hansen cd In the car she played her music and Mulder got another idea.It was
perfect. The song was perfect. He could do that in front of the co-workers and
save the spice girls for a tour group, or better yet, a public place. He had
it all worked out a walking happily into the mall.
An hour later he returned to the office. He found Scully twirling in the desk
chair
"I thought I told you to do my expense  report"
"You said or something. I'm doing something"
"Well, here put this dress on" he held up the neon pink party dress and blond
wig. She took it and went into her office to change. She came out and Mulder
couldn't help laughing. She looked ridiculous.*perfect* he thought. He took
her to the break room and told her what to do on the way there. He walked in
first and made sure everyone was looking
" Ladies and gentlemen...presenting Scully"
"I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world" Scully sang as she entered the room.
Laughter arouse from all parts of the room. She looked  horrible with the
blond wig although oddly like a barbie" You can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere" She sang as she lowered the straps to the dress. Underneath Mulder
had made her wear a sexy fredricks of Hollywood number. It was silk with fur
trim. The men all hollered. Mulder sat back and enjoyed the show. When he felt
it had been long enough he carted Scully, clad only in the fredricks thing
back to his office.On the way they passed a very happy Skinner and a grinning
Cancerman* guess they enjoyed the show* Mulder had Scully change into his next
outfit of torture. A leather thing not unlike what the spicegirls wore then
explainer her assignment. He knew it was evil. Having her sing spicegirls on a
public bus, but she had made him moon a tour. It served her right. But still,
there were lots of weirdos on public buses. Some pervert might grab her or
something. Maybe she could go serenade Skinner and Cancerman. All of a sudden
he had a plan.First he had her do a nice pre-teen medley for the lone gunmen
in the tight little number them he changed her back into the fredricks one. He
walked her out, making sure hew took the long way so everyone could see her
and they entered Skinners office. He had put her trenchcoat on outside the
office. Now he stood back and prepared for the show.
"Happy birthday to you" Scully sang in a throaty whisper to Skinner as she
took off the trenchcoat."Happy birthday mister director" she slid the barely
there ouffit down a little off the shoulder.at that precise moment Skinner's
current lover walked in
"I can't believe this. Is this what you do on all those night you work late.
TRAMP!" she screamed slapping Scully. Scully turned around and decked her.
Soon a chic fight broke out, which Scully easily won. Mulder unhypnotized her
just as skinner started throwing things at the wall.
"Mulder, do I want to know"
"Probably not"
"Maybe we should hypnotize him so we don't get in trouble"
"Good idea"
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The end
As you can probably guess there is going to be another part. thanks to heather
lyn for giving me the idea. On the idea note I'm running out of things to have
them do. I'd be glad to take suggestions about what our favorite agents can
make Skinner do...send suggestions and feedback to Jaidiaa@aol.com