From: PamalaSt Date: 07 Mar 2000 16:20:11 GMT Subject: NEW " Reason not to ship #1 " 1/1 Humor by Pamala "REASON NOT SHIP #1" by Pamala 1/1 Disclaimer : Short... Short .... Mulder and Scully are CC's Not mine :) I may be rethinking my position here.... Here is my train of thought...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometime back he tries kissing her in a fit of fear of losing her forever... A bee stops them... Then when he considers never seeing here again after some twists of fate on a ghost ship, he, under drug influence, utters the 3 little words. She... a. Brushes it off as ramblings from too much sea water and drugs OR b. Knows he means it and is scared silly ** Either way they get nowhere. Things go on much the same (or do they ) for a long time and at last he takes another chance at the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve. This time we actually get lips on lips .. progress ??.... he seems hopeful if not encouraged. So if things go on this man is bound to take more and more chances. If she doesn't shut him down altogether there is no stopping him ( frankly I doubt even that would discourage him at this point ) One of his attempts, one of these days, she will open her heart to him and mutter those 3 little words back ( if not, perhaps she is the alien he is searching for ) Eventually this reluctant woman is going to succumb to the draw of this handsome magnetic man who obviously adores her. There will be another kiss, less chased this time. Mostly likely a few more immediately following the first as the lightbulbs flash on over both their heads, full strength at last. Then they are gonna sit down and talk about it. ( THEY NEED TO TALK.. I'm thinking a whole night is in order ) They fall openly in love. Lots more kissing follows..... it get very hot..... and they get naked FINALLY. He's incredible ...... She's incredible...... best sex either ever had !!! They decided to do it as often and possible. So they spend many night in each others arms making love First her place...... then his........ then hers..... then his...... then hers, hers, hers and hers again. ( face it her place is nicer ) He suggests cohabitation. She rejects the idea :( He persists ( he always does ) by asking often while doing that thing she loves late at night wearing nothing but a smile...... ( no wait that's too personal ). He's good , VERY GOOD ! She has no choice and gives in .... She agrees to his moving in with her. He merely plays along He cant forget her little speech in the car during Dreamland. He only pretended to not really listen, he wants to give her her normal life. Give her everything her heart desires. So on the QT , even thought he KNOWS she will be pissed that he did it without her, he begins to search for the love of his life's * normal life * house. According to fan fic his pockets are stuffed full off money from inheritance and he buys a huge house somewhere just far enough away from work for them to be alone together. He closes the deal without her ever knowing. He thinks she will adore his big surprise. ( he may be a bit off base ) One day after work he tells her he wants to take her to see something. She goes reluctantly muttering something to the effect *it had better not be a crop circle* all the while wondering whether he ever intends to move in * It was his idea in the first place !! *. They ride forever her watching him all the while thinking if they'd just gone home they would be in bed now ( she became a lusty wench after just one taste of Mulder ) At last they pull into a driveway lined with many large shady trees. The car rolls to a stop and he drops the bomb on her. Its not yours.... its not mine..... its ours Scully.... a home for both of us. She stares at him in disbelief ( I could have told him so could all of you ) She gets out of the car shutting the door hard. *Hmmmm* he thinks * she's not happy... I thought she'd be pleased ?* He's not stupid though. He gets out and follows. The conversation goes as WE all expected. * you bought a house without me..... you didn't ask .... didn't say a thing..... Yadda yadda yadda * He thinks for a minute! Takes her rigid still angry body in his arms. * The truth will save you Mulder !! * He looks down into her eyes " I did it because I love you Scully * She cant resist. In the end she never can She wraps her arms around him in return and holds him tight. Sure he has a price to pay but for now all is forgiven. After a deep passionate kiss, that makes him wonder why he didn't think to have at least a bed moved in, he reaches in his pocket and pulls out the keys all tied up with a red bow ( of course ) dangling them in front of her face. She snatches them from him with a half sneer as if she is still stewing on what he's done ( she's smart! she cant let him think he's off the hook already ) She eagerly goes inside him on her heels all the way. They wander them empty house together. Her heart pounds with the thought that they will be there together everyday , just the two of them. She loves it!! By the time they get upstairs bed or not they cant take another minute and make love on the floor of the master bedroom. He is of course a gentleman urging her on top of him to save her delicate back from the punishment of the hard floor. They move into their home at the start of winter taking their time and pleasure to christen each and every room properly A beautiful winter and holiday season is spent snuggled together in from if the fireplace nightly before heading for the huge king size bed he insisted on getting that she once thought was *too much* but now is sure must be her personal slice of heaven. All is right...... all is wonderful........... Ship is good thing UNTIL it happens. The season change and spring begins to move in on their happy home. They look out the window together basking in their love and they see it in all its horror. Raking !! weeding!! pruning!! planting !!! OH MY GOD the humanity of it ..... SPRING CLEAN UP ( both screaming ) `````````````` Reason not to ship #1 YARD WORK !!!!!!!!!! Coming soon: A crisis in the ship...... Home repair and remodeling ( just kidding I'm done with this LOL ) Sorry guys, I spent yesterday afternoon starting spring clean up of my yard. BTW some love it, but I HATE YARD WORK :( So I just couldn't help sharing my little thought as I raked until my arms fell off. Take care Pamala Feeling silly in the unseasonal temps and sunshine