From: "A. R." Date: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 22:08:09 PDT Subject: S&M find love Source: direct Title: S&M find love Author: conspiracy e-mail: conspiracy13@hotmail.com Rated: pg-13 (for talk of insemination) classification: SHRA key words: Angst, MSR, badfic Disclaimer: Mulder and Scully isn't mine. ;) Summary: Mulder and Scully admit their feelings, whatever the hell those are. See if you can figure it out. Author's notes: This story was inspired by the greatest badfic author EVER- who shall remain nameless. S&M Find Love by conspiracy Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent In Charge of The X-Files (the files, not the show) Fox William "Raynard Muldrake" Mulder openned the door to his office. It was really Dana's (his partner, whose extremely long title will be given later) office too, but she didn't have a nameplate. Or a desk. He felt bad. About a lot of things. He was very guilty- but not really, he just felt that way. Inside his office he sat down at his chair which was at his desk that was in the corner in front of all the taxpayer's money- or at least all the pictures of cool stuff that he found that he bought with money that he got from his job that the tax payers paid for. Also his "I Want to Believe" poster with a UFO on it. But before he sat down, he said hi to his partner, Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Mrs. Spooky Dr. Dana Katherine Scully, MD, who sat at his desk until she got up so he could sit down. "That was nice of you to get up so I could sit down. You're a very nice person. And your skin is creamywhite and flaky like soap." Dana Katherine Scully, MD, smiled. "That is the best compliment you've ever given me, Fox." He smiled. She smiled. He didn't care that she called him Fox even though no one called him that. Except his mother. Even though he told her not to. All he cared about was her blue eyes that were blue like the ocean. The Indian ocean. In springtime. As seen from the deck of a ship. They sparkled into his hazel eyes. His hazel eyes sparkled back. "Do you have dandruff, Scully?" Mulder asked. He wanted to know if her scalp was creamywhite and flaky like her other skin. "No," Scully said. She was upset. She didn't know why Mulder asked if she has dandruff and it had offended her. It was all a miscommunicablation but she didn't know that and he didn't. "I wanted to know if your scalp is creamywhite and flaky like all your other skin." Mulder asked "Oh." Dana said. She smiled. Mulder is nice. "You are nice, Mulder." she voiced out loud to him. "Just nice"? he frowned. Dana Scully, MD, was his true love of his life. Dana frowned. She's in love with Fox but didn't want to tell him as she is afraid of him and his saying "no". "More than nice, Fox, but I don't want you to say no as I am afraid of you." "What?" he asked, concern on his face as he paused several times in a row. Dana blushed as she realised she is not making any sense because she didn't tell him everything clearlike. "Oh Fox!" she exclaimed with a laughter. "I love you!" She said it light-hearted so as he would think she wasn't serious. "You do?" he asked because he didn't understand the light-hearted part of what she said. "Yes" said Mulder. Then he realised he has asked the question and needs to wait for Dana to answer him. "Yes." she said. Mulder was happy. He clears off his desk and puts Scully on it and passionately inseminates her. She liked it. He liked it too. They had lots of passionate fun together with insemination and ruby red flavored cherry condoms with ribs. THen the story is over. Bye bye. feedback is appreciated. conspiracy13@hotmail.com