From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org
Date: 27 May 2002 03:55:06 -0000
Subject: Skinner Moments by FoxFireX and Girlie Girl7
Source: direct

Reply To: FoxfireX_00@yahoo.com


Title:  Skinner Moments
Author: FoxfireX and Girlie_Girl7
Classification:  Implied MSR
Spoilers:  Nah.
Rating:  PG (only implied bad behavior here)
Disclaimer:  So not ours.
Summary:  Email memo from the Big Beautiful Bald Man
to his favorite Agents.
Author Notes:  Another Laverne and Shirley production

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From:  WSkinner  WSkinnerAD@usgovnet.net
To:  FMulder  FWMulder@usgovnet.net
Subj:  Conduct Memo
CC:  DScully  DKScully@usgovnet.net

Agents Mulder and Scully,

A few items have come to my attention during the course of the last 
few months.  Please make note of the following items.

1)    When you are going to lock your office door for some private
      'thinking' time, please also remember to put your phone on
      'busy'.  I am tired of calling during these 'thinking' sessions
      and hearing Mulder's out of breath voice.

2)    When you unlock your office door after one of your 'thinking'
      sessions, Agent Scully, will you please double check your
      blouse buttons.  I assure you that your navel is quite charming
      but it is not appropriate for your AD to come face to face with
      it, so to speak.

3)    They don't mind taking out the trash or dusting the furniture,
      but they draw the line at removing panties from the overhead
      projector.

4)    All Agents have arguments from time to time with their partner,
      however, I have had numerous complaints of Mulder screaming
      'Scully' over and over again.  That much yelling might not be
      healthy, do we need to sign you up for the team building
      seminar this year?

5)    Further, a complaint has been lodged by the supply department.
      They are concerned for the number of desk blotters you are
      going through.  One every other month or so is acceptable,
      Agent Mulder, but four a week is a bit excessive.  Please note
      you will be payroll deducted from this date forward for the 
      excess.

6)    On the subject of your 'skin condition' on your neck, Agent 
      Mulder, try a higher collar until those red blotches
      heal.  Might I also suggest that you see your doctor again
      regarding these blotches, one of them has a strange pattern in
      the center of it, it's almost shaped like a tooth.  Assuming
      'your doctor' already knows something about these marks.

7)    Lastly, please note that we do have separate male and female
      designated restrooms.  Staff are complaining that seeing you
      two exit the same restroom is disconcerting.

I expect your immediate attention to these matters.  That will be
all, Agents, day light's burning.

WSkinner, AD