From: SuzDork Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2000 01:48:35 -0700 (PDT) Subject: xfc: Sleeping Bags by SuzDork Source: xfc Title: Sleeping Bags Author: SuzDork E-Mail: shipper_16@yahoo.com Distribution: Sure anywhere just keep my name and if you can tell me ;) Spoilers: well of course Three Of A Kind and Detour. Rating: humm I guess PG Key words: M/S UST, Humor Summery: What if Mulder found out Scully went to Vegas and followed her? (set during Three Of A Kind) FeedBack: ~down on her knees~ hey! get your mind out of the gutter I was begging for feed back not that! Disclaimer: don't-own-no-money-being-made. Author notes: I know this is silly and somewhat implausible but the idea came to me when I was in the bathtub. I think it might be that SO Cal heat, and the terrible boredom summer vacation brings. Oh well I hope you likes byes. XXXXXXXXXXXXX Sleeping Bags by SuzDork XXXXXXXXXXXXX Mulder wondered why the hell she was here for about the thousandth time since boarding the plane in DC. She better have a damn good explanation for all this. He walks through the lobby and checks in. 'She better have a good explanation' he thinks again 'because I probably have the smallest Fucking room in Vegas!'. He figured a place like the MGM would have bigger rooms but of course she had to pick a hotel that was having a conference. Mulder stows his stuff in the room and goes in search of Scully. It takes awhile but Mulder finds Scully in the lobby talking to the three stooges. Dammit not them again! Her back was to him so she didn't see him approaching but the other three did. Obviously Scully is talking to them but they are no longer listening to her. They are staring at Mulder in fright. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I feel a prickling feeling on the back of my neck. Damn being around Mulder is really making me delusional. I am still talking but they aren't listening they are looking over my shoulder with the deer-in-headlights look. Well serves them right for dragging me out here. I turn to look at what is scaring them. All I get is a view, a nice one I might add, of Mulder's chest. That must be what that tingly feeling was. I always get it when Mulder stands too close. "So Mulder you finally decide to show up" He looks down at me in a mix of confusion and death glare. It gives me a shiver down my spine. He looks back up at the guys but the questioning look is gone and his face is getting red from anger. "Guys if you'll excuse me and agent Scully. I need to talk to her." he grabs onto my arm and drags me to the other end of the lobby. "Mulder what the hell! Can you not grip so tight!" he gets a guilty look on his face and loosens his grip on my arm. "Would you mind telling me what the hell is going on?" we both say in unison. I answer first. "You called me at 2:30 in the morning and told me I was to get to Vegas and I was met here by the three stooges over there." "One I did not call you and two I don't know why we are here but we are going home." He pulls on my arm trying to get me to go but I just stand there. I am furious, and not just at the stooges. "Mulder what the hell makes you think you can just order me around?" I try to get my arm out of his death grip but fail miserably. "I am not a little girl dammit and I can take care of myself!" at this point I see Mulder's eyes go wide in surprise and he falls flat on his ass. I don't have time to help him because I feel a prick in my neck and fall into darkness. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I'm the first to wake up, only seconds later. I rise myself up on my elbow and look over at Mulder to see him in a similar position that I was in. And for some reason this struck me as the funniest thing in the world. Mulder woke up with a groan, he must have hit his head. He looks up at me with laughter in his eyes. I give him a once over and he starts to giggle. Mulder, my Fox William Mulder is giggling like a teeny bopper. That just makes me laugh even harder. He gets up laughing at each movement he makes. He reaches a hand down to me to help me get up. I grab his hand gamely and he pulls me up and jerks me into his arms. "Hey G-woman where did you say your room was?" "Mull-dar" I whine "can't we have some fun first?!" "Nah! The stooges are over there and we can't have any fun with them now can we. Anyways what I had in mind was fun too" "Oooh-kay. Your on G-man. Now if I can just remember what I did with the keeeey" I start giggling at this cause I like how that word sounds "hehe keeeeeey" At that moment we find this even more funny and we erupt into a fit of hysterics. I finally find the card-key for the room. "Come on Mull-dar lets go!" "hey Sculll-e" "yes" "Do you remember the room number?" I find this absolutely hysterical. "No" I fit in-between laughs. Mulder starts to giggle again. "Hey Scull-e maybe we can get some sleeping bags" we both stop and look into each others eyes. But only for a second before we erupt into another fit of laughter. By now we have caught the stooges attention. They walk over to find us laughing and holding each other. "uhh Byers?" Frohike says "Yeah" "your chickadee said there was an antidote right?" "yeah" Byers says. He is too shocked to see his two fiends acting so... Weird. "I think we may need it" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I wake up and get a strong sense of deja-vu. I look next to me and there is Mulder, sprawled out taking up more than half the bed. Wait a minute! BED! How the hell?!" Byers walks in with two cans of soda. "good" he says "I was hopeing one of you guys would wake up soon" I then remember what happened. I sit up instantly and regret it even sooner. I have the WORST headache. Byers hands me one of the sodas. "care to tell me what happened agent Scully?" he says in his soft mannered way. "Oh my god! How did we get up here I don't remember, I-" "we had to inject you with the antidote down there. we had a cooperation problem with Mulder. He wouldn't let you go." "oh ok. Well one moment I am fighting with Mulder and the next we were on the floor giggling our brains out" god I am never going to live this down! "damn I was hoping you would have gotten a description of the person who injected you" "nope didn't see anyone" right then Mulder starts to stir on the other side of the bed. He wakes up with a start and he sits up, instantly regretting it. He groans and holds his head like its going to fall off. "Here Mulder you might be thirsty" Mulder takes the can from Byers and just stares at it for a minute before opening it. "What happened?" Byers tells Mulder what he just told me. "jea-sus" Mulder exclaims "I was just about to-" "well I think I will go now so you two can freshen up" Byers gets up and walks out the door. "Jesus Mulder we were about to uhh..." "I know" we both look at each other and then at the bed. "Hey Scully do you think they sell sleeping bags?" -END- ok I know what you are thinking, what happened? Am I right? Well I don't know what happened. I wrote this in about 2 hours and didn't do much editing and I felt like it should end there. so what do you think? Feed back is always appreciated! Oh and thanks for reading! "Scully" "Yes" "I love you" "Oh brother" -from Triangle Padgett: "I made a mistake myself" Mulder: "whats that?" Padgett: "I wrote in my book that Agent Scully falls in love. but that is obviously impossible, Agent Scully is already in love" -From Milagro