From: nsimpson@gpu1.srv.ualberta.ca (Nicola Simpson) Newsgroups: alt.tv.x-files.creative Subject: NEW SHORT-"Spite Me" Date: 29 Nov 1995 02:33:12 GMT This is starting to get ridiculous, but they're also ridiculously popular. This is the third in the series, after "Byte Me", "Cite Me", and "Write Me". Each can stand alone, but they're more fun if you read them all together in the proper order. I'm finding this a good exercise, so I'll do it as long as I can (and as long as I can find -ite rhymes). These characters belong to me. They're all mine. Well, actually, no. "Spite Me" ~~~~~~~~~~ by Nicola Simpson -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: PG1X07@syard.gov.uk Date: 4 Dec 1997 13:03 GMT Subject: Lunch Well, back in old Limey again. Just wanted to thank you for lunch last week, it was nice to see you. I'm sorry I tore your shirt, shall I reimburse you? I can also pay for the drycleaning-I hope those stains didn't set in. They can be nasty. Too bad you weren't more *up*, I hope Diana comes back from Oregon soon to cheer you up. I never thought of you as whipped before, Mulder. ta ra. Phoebe --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: PG1X07@syard.gov.uk From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 5 Dec 1997 09:46 GMT Subject: re: lunch Don't worry about the shirt and the drycleaning. It's all a complete write-off, I just have to remember to throw it out before Scully comes home. Whipped, Phoebe? I guess you don't remember our relationship very well, do you. Still, it's nice that we can be civil to one another, isn't it? Fox Mulder no sig file -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: PG1X07@syard.gov.uk Date: 5 Dec 1997 10:13 GMT Subject: re: lunch Mulder, I just discovered that I accidentally bcc'ed that msg to Scully, so I guess she's been getting everything we've been writing. Sorry... Phoebe -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 5 Dec 1997 14:28 GMT Subject: lunch Attchment: 2.3 KB Mulder, what the HELL is this? I just telnetted in to check my mail and I find THIS? I go away for a *few days*... What happened to your shirt (or do I want to know)? Scully -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 5 Dec 1997 19:14 GMT Subject: re: lunch She was just in town for a couple of days, and we had lunch. That's it, I swear. She tore my shirt when she was *gesturing* with her salad fork. BTW, do you know where the antiseptic cream is? When are you coming home? Fox Mulder no sig file -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 6 Dec 1997 07:57 GMT Subject: re: re: lunch It's in the medicine cabinet, bottom shelf on the right. Sorry to hear about your puncture wound, I know what *sharp claws* Phoebe has. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 6 Dec 1997 09:36 GMT Subject: ouch I just tried to call you, but I guess you already went to the talk. The puncture wound is from the fork, and don't you think you're being a bit silly? I don't want to use the word jealous, but... oh. I guess I just did. WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME? Fox Mulder no sig file -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 6 Dec 1997 13:01 GMT Subject: re: ouch Sorry, I guess my claws are getting sharp too. I give my paper tomorrow so I should be home the day after that. Scully -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 6 Dec 1997 23:36 GMT Subject: :) Good luck on the presentation. Any particular kind of jello you'd like to pick up from the store? Fox Mulder no sig file -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 7 Dec 1997 17:19 GMT Subject: re: :) I'd wait on the jello if I were you, Mulder. We're snowed in. The paper went fine (except that I'm not sure the audience appreciated the slide of that ridiculous alien autopsy thing that you must have *accidentally* filed in with the others). I don't know when the storm is clearing, they're hoping for tomorrow morning. I miss you. I'm sorry I was... Well, I'm just sorry. Now all I want to do is come home and lick your fork wound clean. Is it in an interesting place? Scully --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 7 Dec 1997 22:59 GMT Subject: :( Rats. I'll be on for the rest of the night. Maybe we can do something about that three-tined puncture wound, cybernetically speaking. Fox Mulder no sig file --------------------------------------------------------------------------- to be continued in "Excite Me"... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ um, nic ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~