From: TheUn4seen@aol.com Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1998 20:27:42 EST Subject: Submission, obviously. Title: Stereotypical Insanity on Part of a Person Who May or May Not Be Insane and May or May Not Be a Person That Will In Most Likelihood Not Make Sense Author: Paranoid Delusional Princess E-Mail: theUn4seen@aol.com Rating: Z Classification: The classification of this piece may or may not be humor or humorous, depending up on the positive, negative, or neutral perspective on which it is dealt with and the positive, negative, or neutral conclusion that may or may not be drawn on part of a human/alien/other spieces (which may or may not be classified) and may or may not be biased and/or unbiased. Spoilers: Maybe. I have yet to decided Keywords: Insanity, Nonsense, etc. Summary: Insanity, nonsense, and poppycock. This is especially for people who like to say the word "pumpernickel" and have issues which amount to being afraid of walls. Its okay to admit it. Disclaimer: I may or may not be responsible/irresponsible for the intended use of the ideas, concepts, and other perspectives based on the show 'The X-Files' and off of which a proft is most certainly not being made and my sincerest apologies to those who are/aren't insulted by this intended but not profitable use of 'The X-Files' related materials. Archive: Yes, this will hopefully be archived. If you chose to embarass/not embarass yourself by posting this wherever you may be (Stravola Beta? Alpha Centauri? Earth? Czechhikikstan?), as long as I am informed of the location, and accredited with ... the credit for this work I will be pleased. Me not pleased is ... me not pleased. Okay? Feedback: May or may not be appreciated based on upon the over-all attitude and tone on the feedback itself, whether it be positive, negative, neutral, or any other tone and attitude. Notes: If you did not understand much of the preceeding statements - good. You are perfectly sane and I recommend that you continue to read and warn that you will be thoroughly confused. If you did understand all of the preceeding information - good. You are significantly lacking sanity. Continue to read and be very, very, happy and delusional. Dedicated to Mr. Bobby, Brenda's blue alien. Thank to the Almighty Douglas Adams for the inspiration. Sorry I jacked your style. I'm sure I'm forgiven. And If I'm not, I can cope. (1/2) Once upon a time, on this polluted, somewhat awe uninspiring, blue-green planet often referred to as 'Earth' and less often referred to as 'this polluted, somewhat awe uninspiring, blue-green planet,' there were two homo sapiens who were called by some Fox Mulder and Dana Scully and by others, "odd", who were strangely unhappy. Their unhappiness had something to do with an elusive truth that they sought after all-to-optimistically. Despite this significant, unwelcome presence of optimism, they were unhappy, as previously mentioned. On one of her less unhappy days, the female who is referred to as 'Scully' walked into the office that belonged partially to her but more to her partner who was known as 'Mulder,' bearing a large smile. That smile is what lead to the earlier mentioned conclusion that today was one of her less unhappy days. "Hi Mulder!" she greeted him, presumably in English, as that is one of the predominant languages on this polluted, somewhat awe uninspiring, blue-green planet (Earth). "Happy solstice!" This somewhat odd comment struck Mulder as odd. "Solstice?" Scully nodded. "The summer solstice." "Why do you wish me a happy solstice? This solstice will be no less happy than the last solstice, or the solstice before that, or the solstice before that." Upon this statement, it could easily be concluded that despite the fact that this was one of Scully's less unhappy days, it was an average, unhappy day for Mulder. "Cheer up, Mulder. You have a blue Ford Taurus." "That's supposed to cheer me up?" "Well, its better than having no car, like Her Majesty Sabrina, the Paranoid, Delusional Princess." "Yeah, true." "So, are you cheered up?" "No." "Damn." "Agreed." ~~~~~~~~ Khatam ~~~~~~~~ (that means finished in urdu) ~~~~~~~~ I mentioned earlier that this piece was going to be relatively pointless, didn't I? If I didn't - which I did - cope. I think you can. I really do. I want to believe. I LOVE YOU, MR. BOBBY THE BLUE ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!