From: paperheart@webtv.net (Anna Chait)
Date: Thu, 30 Oct 1997 19:14:02 -0800
Subject: Sweet Dreams, Mulder (1/1)

Title:  Sweet Dreams, Mulder (1/1)
Anna Chait
paperheart@webtv.net
rating;  pg-13, very tame
Category:  V, R, H
No spoilers
Keywords:  Halloween
Summary:  Mulder intentionally loses a bet with Scully?  What does he
lose?  He attends a costume ball at a haunted mansion.  Mulder as Gomez
Addams?  It could happen!

Archive anywhere.  Please forward to ATXC.

Note:  I entered this story in the SPCDD Halloween Short 'n Spooky
contest, and to my amazement I won second place!


13 October 1997
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Sweet Dreams, Mulder
by Anna Chait
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He's wrong and he knows he's wrong and he's just arguing now hoping to   
get my goat, and it ain't gonna happen.  We've driven by this exit four   
hundred times and I know what it is.

"Fine, Mulder.  Put your money where your mouth is."

It was his turn to raise his brows.  "You mean like cold hard cash?  Come   
on, Scully.  You know I never have any money."

She rolled her eyes and looked away.  "I know.  I'm starting to think   
maybe you're supporting a secret family somewhere.  Or maybe you've run   
up a serious bill on 900 numbers, hmmm, Mulder?"

He smiled.  He'd phoned a few 900 ladies in his day.  But not lately.  He   
didn't have to.  All he had to do was close his eyes and conjure up one   
of the many fantasies he'd been able to construct about his partner.

Sometimes when they were sitting in the office his mind would wander and   
he'd dream up the most amazing things.  They'd be writing case files or   
working up expense vouchers and his brain would shift gears, do a quick   
little about face and he'd be thinking about Scully in black lace   
underwear, or he'd see her on the beach in some incredible bathing suit.   
 And then she'd catch him staring, and he'd have to clear his mental   
etch-a-sketch and return to their basement office.

Once or twice in the past couple of weeks he'd come to an embarrassing   
state for a grown man and had to excuse himself.  They'd worked together   
for a long time.  Why is it that it's only now that this has come up, no   
pun intended.  Perhaps a mid-life crisis?  Can a man have a mid-life   
crisis at the age of 36?  Perhaps it's just been too long.  Get a grip,   
Mulder.  She's not interested...I don't think she is anyway.

"Mulderrrrrr....!" she snapped at him.  "You're doing it again, staring   
off into space."  She was getting impatient with this zoning out thing he   
was doing.  If there was something on his mind, she wished he would just   
say it.

"Sorry, Scully.  What were you saying?"

"Okay, let's forget about money.  If I'm right about this, you have to go   
with me to the Halloween Ball at the Arlington Mansion."  She really   
wanted to go to this Ball.  She'd mentioned it to him before, hoping to   
get him to go with her.  She'd heard a lot about the old anti-bellum   
home, it had been featured many times in the home section of the Sunday   
Post.  Strange things had been known to happen in the mansion.  But each   
time she'd brought it up, he cleverly sidestepped an answer and she   
didn't press.  She certainly didn't want him to think she couldn't get a   
date but she really wanted to go with him.  He was a lot of fun to be   
with, and there was a certain cosmic rightness about going to a Halloween   
Ball at a haunted mansion with "spooky" Mulder.  And just maybe she could   
get him to see the possibilities between them.

He watched her warily.  She was smirking at him, waiting for him to   
accept the terms of the bet.  He quickly weighed his options.  He knew   
she was right.  If he bet with her, he'd lose.  The worst case scenario   
had him in some dorky costume, but spending an evening dancing with   
Scully.  Which would be fine by him.  What would she be wearing?  Think   
quickly, man.  She might wear something equally dorky, like a prison   
uniform or a witch's outfit.  Or... she might show up in something close   
to black lace underwear.  Either way, it might be fun.  They deserved a   
little fun in their lives.

"Okay, Scully.  You're on.  It's a deal.  But if I win, what do I get?"

She turned her eyes up to him and batted her lashes slowly, just once.   
  "Your call, Mulder.  What do you want?"

If you only knew, Agent Scully.  So many things.  But for now....."You do   
the expense vouchers for the next three cases?"

"It's a done deal, Mulder."  She agreed, but wondered why that had been   
so easy and how come the loaded innuendo she'd tossed at him had been   
ignored.  Odd.

*******************************
She slept late, preferring to stay in bed and read.  Because her life was   
one constant murder mystery, she preferred not to read them.  She usually   
leaned in the direction of biographies, or history.  There were even some   
medical journals that she could read if she were so inclined.  But this   
weekend she was enmeshed in a romance.  A lusty story set in New Orleans.   
 Because of the lack of romance in her own life, she assumed.

It wasn't as if she hadn't tried.  She did, regularly.  But the men she   
went out with just weren't.....what?  Weren't what, Dana, she thought.   
 And why did all the men in these romance novels take on the image of Fox   
Mulder in her mind?   Why couldn't she get him out of her thoughts?

Face it, Dr. Scully.  Fox Mulder is exactly the kind of man you'd pursue   
if he wasn't your partner.  He's interesting, funny, brilliant, witty and   
handsome as hell.  But he is your partner.  She really did think she was   
over this.

What if you did date him, she asked herself for the thousandth time.   
 What would be the worst thing that could happen?  She wasn't even sure.   
 Conversely, what if they fell in love?  What would it be like to be   
loved by Mulder?  Just thinking about made her heart beat faster.

So what's holding you up?  Again, she wasn't sure.

******************************
His doorbell was ringing insistently.  Whoever it was they were doing   
that on purpose and he wished they would stop.  Patrick Ewing was   
charging for a nifty lay-up.  "All right, all right......I'm coming." He   
yelled at the door before yanking it open to find his partner.  "Scully!"   
   


She had always found it cute that when he was surprised, his voice   
cracked, just a little, taking some of the polish off his usually pulled   
together demeanor.

She had that Cheshire-cat grin on, that little half-smile that showed no   
teeth.  To bad, she had a great smile.  But this as that face that said,   
I've got the upper hand now Mulder, and I'm going to milk it for all it's   
worth.

"Is something wrong?" he asked, pulling her into his apartment and   
closing the door behind her.

"No, nothing's wrong."  She walked ahead of him into his living room and   
sat on the edge of his desk.  She waited while he picked up the remote   
control and lowered the sound on the basketball game.  Pre-season Knicks,   
naturally.

He looked at her, trying to figure out what was going on.  "Okay, ....can   
I get you some coffee?"

"Nope.  I just came by to give you this video."

He took the case from her hand.  "The Addams Family?  Somehow I figured   
you more for the Sense and Sensibility type."

She laughed, and shook her head.  He noticed how the sunlight through the   
blinds caught her hair causing it to glow around her face.

"No.  It's your costume.  I thought you might need some time to get your   
part together.  I've got mine and I thought it would be interesting if   
you went as...."

"Gomez Addams?" his asked, his voice cracking again.

"Yeah.  Nothing too hard about that, is there?  He wore a smoking jacket   
most of the time.  Think you can manage it?"

He smiled wickedly at her.  "Oh, don't tell me.  You found a Morticia   
costume."

She folded her arms across her chest and looked at the floor before   
raising her gaze to meet his.   Her smile said he'd have to wait and see.

***********************

It took him about a week to pull the pieces of his costume together.  He   
watched the video she'd given him and made a few notes.  The costume   
would be a cinch, but the charade....ah, that was another matter.  Gomez   
Addams was a suave, smooth Latin-lover type.  Mulder was...not.  Gomez   
was an accomplished dancer.  Mulder was an okay dancer, but just in case   
when he returned the  Addams Family to the video store, he took out a   
tape on the tango.  He could handle a foxtrot and a waltz thanks to his   
Boston bred mother; slow dancing was easy, but the tango was a whole   
different ball game.   After a few hours practice he had the basic moves   
down, thinking he'd surprise his partner with his dancing abilities.

She pestered him during the week about his costume, checking up on him,   
making sure that he was working on it.  It amused him how much attention   
she was giving this.

"Don't trust me, Scully?"

She looked at him and chewed her lip nervously.  "Well, I trust you to   
back me up in a shoot-out, but in a social situation....I'm not going to   
look foolish, am I, Mulder?" she asked, a little worried.  He wouldn't   
want her to feel out of place.  He wouldn't want her to be anything but   
completely comfortable with him.

He smiled at her and shook his head.  She always had to have something to   
worry about.  "I've been testing my phony mustache out all week, and my   
smoking jacket is at the cleaners being altered even as we speak.  All   
right?  What I want to know is what you've got?  Something black and   
sexy?"  He ended that question with a wink.

She hadn't exactly been sure he would come through on this one.  She   
could even see him bailing out at the last moment.  But if he said it was   
all right, then it was.  When she began this, the only thing that was on   
her mind was that haunted mansion and the Ball.  Now, it was Mulder.  A   
real date with Fox Mulder.  It posed some interesting questions about the   
limits of their partnership.

*******************************

She stood in front of the mirror and inspected the results of two hours   
of work.  Starring back at her was Morticia Addams.  With red hair.  The   
wig was long, about to her elbows and blended with her own hair to look   
very realistic.  Her makeup was perfect, giving her skin just the right   
paleness to look like a spook.  The dress was the thing, though.  Mulder   
would probably jump out of his shoes.  The lace covered black satin   
plunged deep in the front and molded her body right down to her knees,   
where it flared out a bit to allow for walking.  She wore three inch   
heels and had painted her nails a vivid red to match the lipstick.  Black   
and sexy indeed!

Maybe it's too much.  Too late, she thought as the doorbell rang.

She took a deep breath and opened the door.

They stood staring at each other for a minute or so.  Dana was sure she'd   
seen his nostrils flare.

"Come out of the hall Mulder.  The neighbors will start to talk."

Without speaking he stepped in and closed the door behind him.

"I was looking for Dana Scully?"

She laughed.  "Okay, Mulder."

>From behind his back he produced a black rose.  "I brought this for you.   
 I thought it was appropriate."

It was, and not easy to find.  "Thanks."

"So, what do you think?" he held his arms out from his sides, inviting   
her inspection.  He did look great, but he usually did.  Clothes liked   
him, he looked good in everything from sweats to expensive suits and silk   
ties.

Tonight he wore black trousers and a deep wine-colored velveteen smoking   
jacket with black satin lapels, double breasted, of course.  He looked   
best in double breasted.  It was complemented with a black shirt, black   
tie and a really beautiful black satin brocaded vest.  His hair was   
parted and slicked back in waves.  And he wore a pencil thin mustache,   
just like Raul Julia did in the video.  She was pleased, and let him know   
it with her smile.

"Very dashing, Mulder." She said with a happy nod of approval.

He gave a slight bob of his head and a mock bow, accepting her praise,   
then returned the compliment.

"And you, you look-" he paused, and leaned forward to whisper   
conspiratorially.  "Hot, Scully.  Very hot."

She blushed, she actually blushed.  He wasn't sure he'd ever seen her   
blush.

"Thank you.  Now, let's get going, handsome.  I've always wanted to see   
the mansion.  It's supposed to be haunted you know."

He stuck out his arm, offering it to her.  "Cara Mia?"

She giggled and picked up her wrap and purse.  He had studied that video.   
 She took his arm and allowed him to lead her to the car.

**************************

The Arlington Mansion sat at the top of a hill, imposing, and living up   
to it's reputation.  The twenty acre property was completely enclosed by   
a 15 foot black iron rail fence.  Large gates were attached to stone   
posts with evil looking gargoyles guarding the entrance.  This evening   
the gates and the circular drive to the house were lit by lanterns to   
guide the way of the guests and begin to create an appropriate ambiance   
for a "haunted" mansion.

A valet took his car and he followed behind Dana.  Massive dark wooden   
doors stood open to receive the revelers.  Tall men dressed as the angel   
of death stood on either side of the entrance asking for invitations.   
 Once inside Mulder recognized senators and congressmen.  He was glad   
he'd paid attention to his costume.  Everyone wore something elaborate.   
 He and Scully made quite an impression entering together.

As they waited to be announced, he leaned forward and whispered in her   
ear.  "Just how did you get an invitation to this gig anyway?"

"I know some people." She said, hoping to impress him with her   
connections.  Unfortunately, he was aware of just who her connections   
were, and were not.

She confessed reluctantly.  "I bid on these tickets at a charity   
auction."

They were announced and they entered the main salon which was currently   
being used as a ballroom.  The furniture had been cleared to encourage   
dancing.  Large candelabra sat around the room, providing the only   
illumination.  Somewhere close an orchestra was playing a waltz.

"Well, Scully?  Did you come to dance or snoop?"

She crossed her arms and assumed her Morticia posture, which in truth was   
not far from a stance Scully frequently took.  "Snoop first, then dance.   
 Unless you'd rather not.  And you know, maybe there's something here we   
need to investigate.  The place is supposed to be haunted, you know."

"No, I'm along for the ride here.  And unless a crime is committed, I am   
just a guest.  Besides, I left my gun at home."

They moved through the beautiful rooms of the house, rooms that Scully   
had seen photographed for Architectural Digest.  Some of the rooms were   
closed off this evening.   The mansion was decorated as it would have   
looked shortly before the civil war.

"You know, it's said that a soldier from the civil war haunts this place.   
 He died before he could declare his love for the owners daughter.  Now   
they say his ghost roams the hallways looking for her even though she's   
been dead a hundred years."  Scully had been providing a running   
commentary on the house as they explored.  Finally, Mulder had had enough   
of the house tour and suggested food as a diversion.

The buffet was an epicurean wonder.  Bowls of fresh fruit, platters of   
meats and fish, cheese, breads of every description.  A separate table   
held the desserts, large cakes and plates filled with small fruit tarts   
and chocolates.  Wine and champagne flowed freely from fountains at   
either end of the table.   After they'd grazed their way through the   
room, they went onto the balcony.

"This house is something else.  How did you find out about this Scully?"

"Don't you ever read anything beside the sports page?"

She was standing at the edge of the balcony that stretched the entire   
length of the house.  Beyond, illuminated by the full moon, the lawn   
sloped down perhaps one hundred yards to the river.

"Actually, I do.   But I never heard about this."

Had it been her imagination, or had she heard a trace of hurt feelings in   
his voice.  "Of course you do....I didn't mean....."

He put his wine glass down and went to stand in front of her.  "I have a   
suggestion.  For tonight, let's put Scully and Mulder aside.  Forget   
about those two people who have all those preconceived notions about the   
boundaries of partnership.  Just for tonight let's be Dana and Fox."

"Meaning what, exactly?"

He turned his head away, briefly.  "Well, for starters, would you like to   
dance?  I've been practicing my fox trot all week."  His gaze returned to   
hers and she was moved by the earnestness of his request. He had   
certainly fulfilled his part of their bargain.

He was holding out his arms to her in invitation.

"Certainly, Fox."  She stepped into his arms slowly.  One hand curled   
around her waist causing a very pleasant tingling.  He'd touched her   
before, but there were always several layers of clothing separating his   
flesh from hers.   Now it was only a thin layer of satin between his   
fingers and the skin of her back and it was a most delightful sensation.   
 He waited while her hand found it's way into his, and he gently closed   
his fingers around hers.  Swaying tentatively to gain the rhythm of the   
music, he stepped out and she followed.  He gradually danced her into the   
ballroom where they easily mixed with the crowd.

"Well, Miss Scully, you are an accomplished dancer."

"Why thank you, Mr. Mulder.   You're not so bad yourself.  Natural   
talent, or did you mother make you take lessons?"

"Both, actually."

The next dance was a waltz, and Scully had to sit that one out.  The   
dress she wore had it's limitations.  But Mulder was having fun and   
managed to find a partner.  Who knew he was such a fine dancer?  She   
watched him from the steps to the second floor, a little jealous of the   
woman in his arms.  He was really an attractive man, and when he chose to   
be,  most charming.  But the thing she liked most about him was how he   
managed to be comfortable in almost every situation.  She wasn't sure if   
that was because of his lack of ego, or his lack of pretense.  He had no   
pretensions.  He was what you saw.   An attractive man with a high stress   
job, a bit sad sometimes, but always questioning everything.  Completely   
open to extreme possibilities.  Annoyingly so, sometimes.  And whoever   
this woman was, she was making him laugh.

When the dance was finished he politely thanked his partner and went   
looking for Dana.  She was standing at the top of the stairs, her arms   
folded over her chest, looking down her nose at him.  Over he shoulder,   
he noticed a portrait.  Hung just at the top of the stairs, a massive   
portrait of a woman in what he assumed was pre-civil war dress.  And just   
for a moment this woman bore a striking resemble to Dana Scully.  It was   
the eyes.  The same icy, crystal blue.  Clear, like a mountain lake under   
the blue sky.  And the pouty mouth.  Just like Scully.   When he looked   
back, he saw that face transposed over Scully's.  He ran his hand over   
his eyes, assuming he'd had too much champagne.  But now he saw the whole   
figure of the woman from the portrait standing at the top of the stairs,   
and damn, if it wasn't Dana Scully in  a hooped skirt.

The orchestra started up again and he heard the beginnings of a tango and   
smiled.  When he looked back to her on the stairs, it was Scully again,   
dressed in black from head to foot, smiling down at him, daring him.  For   
a moment his mind returned to the woman in the portrait.  But the tango   
beckoned.

He knew that she knew what he was thinking.  He held out his hand in   
invitation.

"You up to this?"

"Yes.  I asked them to play the tango."

"Oh, really?" she said, taking his hand.

"Si, si, cara mia."

He quickly twirled her into his arms, leaving her back pressed very close   
to his, his arms wrapped tightly around her waist.   He leaned forward   
and breathed into her ear again, "Cara mia."

She allowed herself to be spun out, then stepped forward to assume the   
first position of the tango which brought their bodies together touching   
from chest to knee, with Dana poised on tip-toe.  In this position she   
was forced to look directly into his eyes and responded, her breath   
covering his neck like a fine mist.  "Mon savage."

He smiled at her, an evil glint in his eye.  She wanted to play and he   
was game.  "That's French.  You know what that does to me."

"Show me."

That say that the tango is as close as you can get to making love,   
vertically.  It is a sensual dance, a dance of passion.  For Fox and   
Dana, the crowd disappeared and the lights went out.  They danced as   
though they were the only ones in the room, danced this most seductive   
dance together as though they had been dancing together for years.  It   
seemed as if someone else inhabited his body.  Perhaps it was the spirit   
of the soldier  who was reported to roam the halls of the mansion looking   
for his lost love.

When it was over, the light and the people reappeared in the room.   
 Mulder still held her in his arms, a little breathless.  Their eyes   
locked and held and for just a moment a connection was made, deeper and   
more binding than anything either had ever felt.  Their souls seemed to   
take stock of each other, the walls were dismantled and defenses dropped,   
and without thinking Mulder leaned forward and kissed his partner.  Not   
anything overly aggressive, just a light meeting of lips, a brief touch   
and press, then away, leaving them both a little stunned.

"I think...maybe we should go now, Mulder." She said, trying her best to   
look away.

Mulder would not be dissuaded, however.  "No, one more dance I think."   
 He waited for her to argue and when she didn't, he took her in his arms   
again.  This was a slow dance.  For a while they just danced, close   
together, bodies meeting and swaying slowly together, staring deeply into   
each others eyes.  Then, because he felt as if his heart had just opened   
up after a long, long, time, Fox Mulder smiled.  A very sweet smile   
spread across his handsome face and demanded the same of her.  She   
returned his smile gladly, and then leaned into his body, resting her   
cheek on his shoulder while he held her tighter and continued to dance.

Something changed that night.  What had started out as just a bet and   
possibly a fun party had turned a little more serious.  When he took her   
home, he wondered where they would go from here.  He wondered if they had   
the courage to pursue what seemed to be ahead of them, or would they end   
up like the soldier who haunted the mansion looking for his lost love.   
 Separated prematurely and for all time by death; unable to declare   
themselves and be together.  Sounded familiar, and melodramatic.

As he waited for her to open her door, he decided to just take a chance   
and verbalized some of these questions, not wanting to leave it to become   
an awkward moment later.  He could see it, the two of them stumbling over   
each other in the office, afraid to look the other in the eye.

"Listen, Scully, I don't want to think that I kissed you tonight because   
I'd had too much champagne or that I was swept away by the tango."  He   
stood, his eyes cast down to his hands that fingered his key ring   
nervously.

She turned in the door way to look at him, waiting until he raised his   
eyes from the floor to meet hers.

"Why did you kiss me, Mulder?"

He considered a flip response.  Then decided on the truth.

"I've always wanted to kiss you, but kept my distance.  I thought that   
was the way it had to be.  And tonight, with you in that dress, and all   
of a sudden I saw your face in the painting..."

She shook her head.  "No, it's not the way things have to be, just they   
way they have been.  Perhaps you should come inside."

"No, I don't think that's a good idea.  I should go home.  But, well...."

She suddenly had the urge to laugh, and decided to put him out of his   
misery.  "I didn't say I didn't like it when you kissed me.  In fact, I   
was thinking perhaps we should make a comparison."

"Comparison?" he asked, confused himself now.

Her fingers reached out and passed briefly over his lips, stilling any   
further questions he might have.    They reached around his neck and   
gently pulled his head down to hers.  Standing on her toes and leaning   
into his solid frame, she inched closer to his mouth with hers.  When   
only a breath separated them, she whispered, "Between that kiss and this   
one."

Where the previous kiss had been tender and gentle, this kiss contained   
all the passion they held in check for each other for so long.   He was   
surprised when she groaned, an interesting noise for Scully to make.  He   
held her tight with one arm, the other braced against the door frame.   
 When her tongue traced across his lips, inviting his to open, he wasn't   
certain, but he thought a tiny scream crossed his lips.  This was better   
than any of his fantasies had ever been.  She was here and in his arms,   
exploring his mouth with her petite little tongue, her  hands making   
their way up and down his back, over his shoulders underneath his   
jacket....

The she pulled away, trying to catch her breath, leaning her forehead on   
his chest.  He was breathing as hard as she was.

"Well?" he asked.  He could feel her laughing, her shoulders heaving a   
bit.

"Much better.  I've learned a lot about you this evening Mulder." She   
said, turning her beautiful blue eyes on him again.

"Anything you care to share?" he asked, curious.

"Oh, yes.  First of all, you let me win that bet.  You knew I was right.   
 I can only speculate why."

"Because losing would be more fun.  What else?"

"Well," she said, smiling brilliantly up into his eyes and wiping some of   
the lipstick from his face.  "You are a terrific dancer.  That never   
occurred to me.  Surprising, really.  The only time I ever saw you dance   
was that time with Pheobe in the hallway."

He laughed, pushing the long red wig hair over her shoulder, then   
dropping a kiss on her exposed collarbone, letting his eyes travel lower   
to the pale exposed flesh.  "You were spying on me, Agent Scully?  I   
didn't know you were there."

"Not spying really...I just came in and there you were, and it seemed   
like a private moment."

He ran his fingers over her cheekbone, down her nose, then let one finger   
come to rest under her chin, tilting her head and preparing to enjoy her   
lips again.

"Anything else, Dana?"

Oh, he'd called her Dana.  She liked it when he did that.

"Yes, I saved the best for last.  You are one helluva kisser, and that   
actually came as the biggest surprise of all."

He raised his head sharply.  "And why was that such a surprise?"

She smiled away from him, shyly.  "Not a surprise that you were such a   
good kisser, but that I would ever get the chance to know that first   
hand.  Now," she said, pulling gently on his tie, placing his head back   
in it's former position, his lips poised invitingly close to hers, "kiss   
me goodnight, Mulder, and go home before the neighbors start to talk."

And he did, happily.  Later, lying in his bed, he wondered if there was   
really anything that they might investigate at the Arlington Mansion.   
 Was there an x-file in their experience?  Had he really seen the woman   
in the picture at the top of the stairs?  Had he really had an   
out-of-body experience, or more precisely had a spirit invaded his body   
during the dance?  Or was it just that they were swept away?

Anyone would surely understand being swept away in the company of the   
lovely Dana Sully.   That's it, Mulder.  Swept away in the passion of the   
dance.  The only thing that needed investigating in that house tonight   
was their feelings for each other now that they admitted to having them.   
  What they were exactly would warrant further investigation another day.

He fell asleep wondering what kind of bet he would make with her next,   
and what he'd let her win the next time.  Now he had a vision of Scully   
in a skin tight black dress, cut way too low for daytime and hugging all   
the right places to add to his collection.  Maybe someday he could   
replace it with the one where Scully was in this bed with him....go to   
sleep, Mulder.  Sweet dreams.

*************************

Author's Notes:  Yes, I am one of those; those who believe that Mulder   
and Scully's feelings for each other run deep.  However, I know the value   
of prolonged unrelieved sexual tension and television ratings.  I prefer   
not to see romance between these two on television.  I prefer to write   
about the romance.  And it's so much fun.  So here I have combined   
romance, Halloween, and a bit of humor.  Hope you enjoyed it.  Did you?   
 Write me.  paperheart@webtv.net.

