Date sent: Thu, 11 Sep 1997 21:34:18 -0400 (EDT) From: DScully273@aol.com Subject: "sweet revenge" K, now, I'm bored. Alrighty let's see....I'm writing this cause well...umm...I dunno, but I'm writing this so there!! K, I'll start from the beginning. my friend gave me this idea so I'm writing it for her. We're in the same Spanish class so we have time to talk. Anyhoo, That one guy owns that one chick and that one guy. You know who I'm talking bout. Or at least I know what I'm talking bout. Don't sue cause I'm to cheap and I can't afford it. Now to add a bunch of junk. In case you didn't know, dolphin, fish, bat, kangaroo, wallaby, dingo, lion, tiger, bear, (oh my!), polar bear, grizzly bear, all the other bears, horse, cat, dog, bird, deer, koala, fly, bee, otter, lizard, whale, hump back whale, the other whales that there are, shark, sea horse, urchin, lobster, zebra, hyena, jaguar, crouger, mouse, rat, wolf, rabbit, snake, duck, skunk, and all the other animals that I forgot( I know I forgot a lot but oh well) any hoo, I just want to say that they all taste like chicken. Now I bet your wondering "well what does chicken taste like oh great Mandy?" Well, to put it this way: everything tastes like chicken except for chicken which tastes like iguana. How's that? This can be rated...........S for stupid and H for humor. I don't know why but my mom think I have a sense of humor when I write something....::Stifling laughs but it doesn't work and breaks out in to laughter:: sorry. Sweet Revenge yup, it has a title this takes place about three years after my other stories ****************************************************** ****************** Washington DC Tuesday 2:36 p.m. Mulder and Scully's office Mulder looked over his partner's shoulder. She had some picture's up on the tack board of a bunch of body's. Mulder looked at her, "So what happened?" Scully glanced up at him, "These people died of something in the woods. No one could find out what happened." "I hear a but in there some where." "But, there was something. In each body they found some sort of chemical in their blood." There was a knock on the door. It opened and Agent Mitchell walked in. "Assistant Director Skinner wants to see you two immediately." Once he left, Mulder at Scully, "I wonder what we did now?" Assistant Director Skinner's office 2:40 p.m. Skinner looked up from the file he was reading. "Agents, do you know why you're here?" "No sir." said Scully. Skinner tapped the folder with his pen. He then glanced at the man sitting in the corner smoking a cigarette. A small stream of smoke filtered through his lips and out his nose. The smoking man nodded at Skinner. "Agents I'd like you to meet your new partner." The door opened and a young woman walked out of the room and into the director's office. She had brown hair and wore glasses. She was about 5'3'', about the same height as Scully, she was wearing a black dress suit with a maroon shirt under-neath. "Hi, I'm Agent Stephanie Hulman." she said with a smile. "A new partner?!" Mulder and Scully both exclaimed at the same time. Skinner looked at them seriously, "She's fresh out of the academy and I think this will be a good experience for her." Mulder gave a big sigh and decided to give in go with it. He stood up and Scully followed him as he walked out the door. Stephanie glanced at the cigarette smoking man before she left. On the stairs down to "The Office" 3:02 p.m. on the same day. Hulman was walking behind Mulder and Scully when she spoke, "I've heard a lot about you Agent Mulder." "Let me guess, you heard that I was a Agent who is shall I say, a little 'Spooky'." Hulman looked at him, "Yes, but I also heard that you and Agent Scully have had unusual cases together." "Unusual?" said Scully, "More like spooky." she remarked with a smile as Mulder unlocked their office door, and opened it. "Here's the lair of the 'Spookster'." said Mulder as he walked inside. Hulman looked around and saw exactly what Scully saw when see first entered the 'lair'. Stephanie mumbled something under her breath. "Did you say something?" asked Mulder. She looked up, "Huh? Uh, no I didn't" She looked at her watch and then looked up at them, "I gotta go, see you tommorrow morning." she said as she turned and walked out the door. When she was out of ear shot, Mulder looked over at Scully and said, "There's something wrong about her." "What?" Mulder walked over to the phone on his desk and picked it up. As he dialed a number he looked at Scully and said "I dunno, but I think I know someone who just might." Office of the Lone Gunmen Tuesday 3:15 p.m. Ring Ring! One of the three men in the room picked up the phone and placed a black thingamagigy on the reciver. "Lone gunmen." "Byers its me." "What can we do for you Mulder?" "I need you to pull something up for me, guys." "Sure who's it on Mulder?" "A Stephanie Hulman." "Oooo...sounds like fun." "Very funny Byers." "Just trying to lighten up your day Mulder." "It didn't work." "No? Darn." "Thanks call me when you get something." "Alright, bye." Mulder hung up and looked at Scully, "I wonder who Miss Hulman really is." Office of the Lone Gunmen Tuesday 4:04 p.m. "Hey Langly, look at this." said Frohike as he was staring at the blue screen of the computer. "What is it?" "Well you know that chick Mulder had us find a file on?" "Yeah?" "Mulder might want to hear this right now." 'The Office' (you know what i mean) Tuesday 4:06 p.m. Mulder picked up the phone on the first ring. "Mulder." "Hey Mulder it's Langly." "Yeah? Did you find anything?" "You remember the case you and Scully had about three years ago?" "Yeah?" "Do you remember an Alison Schau?" "Uh huh?" "Your new partner's real name is-" "Alison Schau." "That's the one." said a voice from the door. Mulder and Scully turned around at the sound of the voice. Scully glared at the person standing there, "You." "That would be me, my dear Agent Scully." said Alison Schau. Mulder also glared at her, (Ooo..the Double glare) "I thought I smelled a rat." "No Mulder, that would be me." said a voice behind Alison. The owner of the voice stepped out from behind her. "Krycek." snarled Mulder. Rat boy grinned. "Hi, nice seeing you again." Mulder lunged at the rat. Krycek knocked him aside but Mulder got up and decked him in the face. (Go Mulder!!! sorry) Mulder looked at ratboy as he wirthed around on the ground. "Gee, its a gathering of the morons and a fruity chick." he said. "Not yet." said another voice. "Cancer Man." "What about me? said another voice that sounded a little like Arnold Swartzenegger. "AAAHHH!!!!!! its the Swartzenalien!!! "I'll be back." he said as he turned on his heel and walked ou the door. "You never saw this, you were never here." said some guy dressed all in black. "Wrong episode Mike." said Scully. The guy looked a little suprised, "Really?! Sorry, thanks Gillian." then he turned and left mumbling something about Chris Carter. Gillian waved as he left, and she mumbled something about stupid extras. "This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass." said Skinner as he came out from behind the wall. Mulder, Scully and everyone else who was there got a disguted look on their face. "No? Bummer." he said and looked a little depressed from then on. Krycek walked up to Scully and looked her in the face, "I didn't kill your sister." he said. Scully pulled back her fist and decked him right in the nose. He started cluching his nose and blood started pouring out. Scully and everybody else there started laughing except Alison. "That wasn't very nice." she said. Scully glared at her again, and attacked her. Alison and Scully got in to a full fledged fight. They punched, kicked and fought for about 10 minutes, until Mulder and Rat boy pulled them apart. "That was pretty cool." said Skinner. Everyone glared at him and then looked at each other. All of a sudden they jumped Skinner and beat the living crap out of him. And everyone lived happily ever after. The End I don't like rat boy but my friend does...don't ask me why. Me gusta bailir con el pollo y el queso. The Scullster (me)