From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org Date: 24 May 2007 19:19:59 -0000 Subject: Tessitura by Athene Source: direct Reply To: athene1121@hotmail.com Title: Tessitura Author: Athene Email: athene1121@hotmail.com Distribution: Gossamer; all others please ask Rating: PG Category: Vignette, R Keywords: Mulder/Scully romance Spoilers: The Truth Summary: I developed a profile to see what I can discern about the love of my life. Disclaimer: All characters property of 1013 and Fox. Author's Notes: grateful thanks to YappiChick for lightning-fast, balanced and perceptive beta reading Tessitura By Athene Scully's been an enigma since the moment we met. I can't escape the feeling that she has been profiling me since before I even knew she existed. She certainly handles me better than any other partner I've had. She seems to know more about me and my motives and my passions than I do myself. Who said profilers were particularly skilled at understanding themselves? As an exercise, I developed a profile to see what I can discern about the love of my life: The UNSUB is much neater and much more organized than I will ever be. I deduce this because the UNSUB has threatened to inflict dark and mysterious torture on my body if I continue to file "Religious Visions" under "Psychotic Hallucinations". I don't really know why she's so worried about my filing system; I still know where everything is. I have to say, though, that sometimes her torture sounds sorta fun. Must be why I still misfile those case files. The UNSUB has a very feminine side kept hidden from peers and casual acquaintances. Satin pajamas and push-up bras and silky little panties. Those impossibly high heeled shoes. Those tight little white blouses with the buttons undone. And she's flirty when we're not being watched. Well, when we don't think we're being watched. Like the way she's started straightening my ties, even if they're already straight. Moves like that bring every cell in my body to attention. The UNSUB can swear like a sailor, but she still blushes. There's this delicate little pink flush that starts between her breasts and spreads up past her neck and cheeks, into her hair. The pale little tips of her ears turn pink, and she can't make eye contact. I love to watch her blush. I love to make her blush. There's this whispery little voice I use that always works. Especially in elevators. I love to follow the path of her blush with my lips. The UNSUB is the worst liar I have ever met. And that includes me. "Folie a deux," my ass. All that "I'm fine" crap she threw my way when she was sick? Never believed a word of it. And that line about being on stakeout with me when I supposedly assaulted Tooms? If she hadn't saved my hide with that one, I'd still be teasing her about it. The only reason Skinner bought her lie about us being together is because the man is smitten with her. And the bit about never having swung a bat at a baseball? Growing up with her brothers? I'd have to be a moron to believe that. The nice part about that impromptu batting lesson was that she knew just as well as I did why we were snuggled up together over home plate for 2 hours. The UNSUB uses a clean towel every day, replaces her hand towels every other day, does all her dishes right after they're used, has spotless sinks, and changes her sheets twice a week. She makes her bed every morning. A drop-in visitor could open any door or closet in her apartment and find things orderly and clean. I have a clean pile of laundry and a dirty pile of laundry sitting in a heap in front of my empty closet. My towels can probably stand up by themselves. The UNSUB has a warm relationship with family and still has friends, unlike me. Of course, with friends like Krycek, who needs enemies? The UNSUB is fiercely private and independent. She won't let me sit in the exam room with her when she sees her dentist. I wonder if he has big buck teeth? The UNSUB is polite and kind to most of the law enforcement folks we encounter in our line of work. She's a lot better than I at the perfunctory courtesies that smooth over FBI involvement in what the locals perceive to be their own turf. She's always impressed local law enforcement. Even the bastards. The vampire bastards. Damned buck-toothed hick vampire bastard Sheriff Lucius FARTwell. The UNSUB has no room for the fantastic in an orderly, logical life, unless it's related to faith in God. Or faith in me. The UNSUB has very peculiar eating habits. Bee pollen. And barbecued ribs. She likes barbecue sauce. And she licks her fingers when she eats. Okay, I'm gonna have to take a break and think about that for a bit. The UNSUB has a frighteningly brilliant mind and razor-sharp analytical skills. She's a medical doctor. She's also hell on wheels if you get in her way in during an emergency. There is, however, something just slightly worrisome about the fact that I'm her only living patient. And she can't stick a needle or an IV in a person without causing excruciating pain. She can barely apply steri strips without pre-medicating me. It's not me, it's her. Too many years in which none of her patients complained, that's what I think. And then there's the ice packs. Don't get me started on her ice-pack-to-the-pinkie finger maneuver during that bacterial agent scare a few years ago. I think she'd have avoided causing me so much pain if she'd turned on a light so she could see. There wouldn't have been so much manipulation of the finger which the terrorist snapped. Come to think of it, she does seem to work in dim light more than any other medical person I've met. It's a little odd; you'd think she'd see more detail with a good strong lamp or one of those flashlights we used to carry before replacement costs pissed off Requisitions. And she does need glasses for close work, you know. The UNSUB has a dry sense of humor. And she'll always keep me guessing. She told me that herself. And she has a soft spot for Skinner. Walter told me she'd kissed him once, a few years back, when he did her some particular favor. I'm just waiting for the perfect moment to spring that one on her. After all, would I go around kissing anyone who wasn't Scully? Even some plunging neckline red satinized Titian haired OSS agent on a mission to save the world? The UNSUB can be easily manipulated by tempting her with the possibility of curing illness or ending pain. Like that cigarette-smoking son of a bitch Spender and their little weekend jaunt out of town? And little pop-psychology lectures on powerful men? Undressing her? And double-crossing her with that disk? I still can't believe she lied to me. This one is pretty hard to be flippant about; it took a lot of effort to get past. We treat this one very cautiously. Maybe it says more about me than it does about her. But I don't wanna go there. And I'm a psychologist. No avoidance here. The UNSUB gets a thrill from losing control from time to time, but isn't particularly good at judging the worth of companions when going off on a wild hare to Philadelphia. Okay, I don't want to talk about this, either, and I'm sorry I brought it up. I've gotten past it. Not bitter anymore. Really. Yes, the tattoo is cool-looking, but I don't want to think about Ergot Boy ever again. Bastard. She likes losing control with me, though. I like it too. The UNSUB is loyal and fierce, and fights for what she believes. She followed me to the top of the world, and I followed her to the bottom of the world. She brought me back from the dead, literally, and she told me that I was the reason she came back from certain death after Duane Barry. She believes in me. In me, of all people. Monster Boy himself. Spooky Mulder. Her poopyhead. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? And what do I conclude about our Unknown Subject? Most of the time she likes me. She even loves me. And she trusts me. In the end, I think that's all I really have to know about her. End