From: Scully4946@aol.com
Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2001 16:02:05 EDT
Subject: Train to Terror
Source: direct

F.B.I. Headquarters, 2:03 a.m.

Special Agent Fox Mulder was laying sprawled out on the floor (you see, he 
tends to forget that he there is a world out there besides work, so he just 
spends his nights in the office) when he suddenly awoke to a strange feeling 
inside of his stomach. It was the same feeling that you get when your hiking 
through the African Sufari and you are absolutely positive that there is an 
extraterrestrial watching you. Well, this was one of those times. Suddenly, 
there emerged a shadow from the doorway. Not being able to see too well 
because of the absence of light, Mulder crawled slowly closer to the object. 
When he was in close enough proximity, he took out his portable needle 
injector thingy (never leave home without one) and put it into the intruder's 
ankle. In case you were wondering what the heck he injected this "person" 
with, it was Potassium Cyanide (evil laughter). Then as fast as you can say 
"cheesepuff", the figure fell flat on the ground. Mulder stood up so that he 
could see who this "person" was. It just happened to be Scully (bet you 
didn't see that one coming). Shocked by what had just happened, Mulder 
couldn't move. A few seconds later, he started to cry (awwwwwwwww), but his 
tears were stilled when he noticed a zipper protruding from "Scully's" head 
(this is the first sign that something fishy is going on). Being the curious 
being that he is, Mulder unzipped it and I bet that you can't guess what was 
revealed. Yep, that's it. It was (dum-DA-dum) The Smoking Man! I know that 
you thought he was dead, but for those of you who don't pay enough close 
attention to details, then you wouldn't have noticed that neither Krycek nor 
Marita Covarubbious (sp?) checked for a friggin' pulse! Well, Mulder never 
bothered to tell Scully or any other forms of life about that certain event 
and with that, I bid you a farewell.
The moral of this story is that I am a barbie girl in a barbie world.

~End~