From: Lee Burwasser <lburwasser@crs.loc.gov>
Date: Tue, 26 May 1998 20:43:35 -0400
Subject: NEW: Transcript (1/1)

Title - Transcript (1/1)
Author - Lee Burwasser
E-Mail address - lburwasser@crs.loc.gov
Rating - G
Category - V
Spoilers - "The End"
Summary - If they'd had any sense at all . . .


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Transcript, 
by Lee Burwasser 


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STATEMENT OF SPECIAL AGENT DANA SCULLY:  The arson in the X-Files has
already given rise to some humor at the Bureau's expense, and several
Freedom of Information Act requests, both for the report of the arson
investigation and for a list of the destroyed files.  The arson
investigators

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clearly was neither random malicious mischief, nor a random piece of
terrorism.  Someone was determined either to destroy the X-Files Unit by
destroying the files, or to conceal the theft of one or more of those
files.

In this day and age, it is hard to believe that anyone has not heard of
backup.  Every X-File created for the past five years is backed up in at
least one location; those with wider applicability are in more than
one.  It may be argued that anyone familiar enough with this Unit to
desire its destruction must be aware of our clerical budget, or rather
our lack of one, which has precluded a mass retrospective backup. 
Perhaps the arsonist wished to destroy an old X-File, and counted on it
not having been backed up yet.

Unfortunately for such reasoning, it is clearly the best use of our
limited clerical resources to back up the older files as they are
consulted in the course of current cases.  Unless the arsonist wanted to
destroy a file that has no relevance whatsoever to any case pursued by
this Unit for the past five years, he has failed.  And I do not believe
that anyone seriously thinks that a file of no relevance to the present
work of this Unit is a plausible cause of arson.

Our best working hypothesis is that the arsonist has taken one or more
files from the office, and set the fire to conceal the theft, or at
least the identity of the file or files stolen.  This is supported by
the evidence of Special Agent     [words blacked out]    , that a man
carrying at least one file folder left the area of the X-Files office
just before the alarm went off.

The arson investigation report tells us that this was a low-tech job. 
The accelerant was commercial lighter fluid, 

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as the investigators reconstruct this aspect of the crime, the arsonist
opened the drawers of the cabinets near the desk, soaked the papers on
the desk with lighter fluid, and set them alight.  

The second source-fire was set *inside* a file drawer.  Here again,
other drawers in the same and neighboring cabinets were opened.  One
would expect that the source-drawer would be the bottom drawer of a
strategically placed cabinet.  Instead, it is one of the middle drawers
of its cabinet.  

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suggests that the file drawer in question was of great interest to the
arsonist.

This drawer is the second half of the abduction alphabet.  As the issue
has been of great interest to several agencies recently, all the
abduction files are backed up.  Clearly, the first place to look for the
reason for this arson is in those backup files.  I will go so far as to
suggest that the first files to search are those marked 

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