From: Michael Preston <mlp1061750@gulftel.com>
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 11:52:10 -0600
Subject: New: Turbulence
Source: atxc

TITLE: Turbulence
AUTHOR: Mike
E-MAIL ADDRESS: MLP0666@Hotmail.com
DISTRIBUTION: Archive as you will. Please let me know.
SPOILER WARNING: None
RATING: PG-13. Residents of Certain Places may find this objectionable.
CLASSIFICATION: Vignette MSR at work.
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SUMMARY:

Turbulence
By Mike

The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors
and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The
pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back
to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!

As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and
were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally a normal
sized couple, a short woman and a tallish, gangly man came out. The little
redheaded woman was giving an earful to the man.

"Mulder, there was nothing supernatural about all those people turning to
midgets in the turbulence. And it certainly wasn't alien morphing. Didn't
you notice the smell? It was a case of a bunch of Texans getting the shit
scared out of them."



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