From: ephemeral@ephemeralfic.org
Date: 20 Jul 2001 23:43:08 -0000
Subject: A Twist of Sixth Sense: I See Green People by Pearl
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Title: A Twist of Sixth Sense: I See Green People
Author: Pearl
Category: VH
Rating: G
Spoilers: Existence and comment by Sandy Grushow
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Inspiration came from a comment
 on the Message Boards about Grushow's comment: "I See Green People"
Feedback: Yes please!
Archiving: Whatever your heart desires...I'll be honored if it ends
 up anywhere I didn't specifically send it.

"Mom?"

"Yes, William?"

"I'm scared."

"What's wrong, baby?"

"I see green people."

"You what?"

"I see green people."

"Where?"

"Everywhere."

"Do you see green people right now?"

"Yes."

"Mulder!"

"Yes, Scully? What's wrong?"

"We need to leave. I think they're coming."

"They? Who? Them? Scully, calm down. Why do you think that?"

"Mulder, when have you ever needed evidence?"

"Scully, just tell me what you're panicking about."

"Green people. They're everywhere."

"Green people? It's not easy being green, Scully."

"Oh god, Mulder, how can you joke about Kermit the Frog when
an alien invasion is at hand?"

"Scully, you of all people should remember that reticulans
are grey, not green. Now let's find your green people. Hmm,
here's the Kermit doll Frohike gave Will. And here's another
one of Oscar the Grouch. And here's a green teletubby! No
wonder you're seeing green people. They are everywhere! But
they aren't dangerous. I can assure you of that, Scully."

"It wasn't me that was seeing green people."

"What?"

"It was William."

"How do you know, Scully?"

"He told me."

"Scully, Will is barely a month old. He can't possibly have
been talking to you."

"Oh my god..."