From: Hawkeye2678@aol.com
Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2001 19:13:52 EST
Subject: WWF/Xfiles crossover
Source: direct

Setting: A field at 10:00 P.M. a month earlier Vince McMahon had been shot 
but who was the shooter?  Dana Scully and Fox Mulder two members of the FBI 
had called for six of the men of the WWF to meet them for questioning this is 
what went down.

Scully:  Thank you all for showing up tonight.

The Rock:  Why are we meeting here?

Mulder:  Shut up please and listen.

The Rock:  You dare speak to The Rock like that?

Mulder:  I....

The Rock:  It doesn't matter how you speak to The Rock.

Mulder:  Then why did you say that?

The Rock:  I don't know.

Scully:  Ok Mr. Austin we will start with you where were you on November 17th 
at 7:00.

Stone Cold:  Drunk.

Scully:  Excuse me.

Stone Cold:  Drunk.

Scully:  O k seems like you do not have the brain compacity to shoot anyone 
so we will move on what about you Triple H where were you.

Triple H:  I am the game.

Scully:  Mulder could you help me out Mulder put that magazine down.

Mulder:  Sorry, Triple H answer the ques.....(whispers to Scully) what was 
the question.

Scully:  Where nevermind go over there and sit down.

Mulder:  But......

Scully:  GO

(Mulder starts to cry and runs away to sit down)

Scully:  Triple H please answer the question.

Triple H:  I am the Game and I am that damn good.

Scully:  Holy Fuc.......

The Rock:  If ya smelllllllllllll what The Rock is cookin.

(Scully draws her gun and points it at her head)

Mulder:  Whooooooooooooooooooo wa wa wa wa I'm a little teapot short and fat 
here is my ummmmm how does this song end?

Scully (with a sigh):  Kane what about you where were you at?

(Kane just cocks his head and looks at her until The Undertaker slaps him in 
the back of the head)

Kane (in a little boy's voice):  Ahhh come on Take stop hitting me man my 
head hurts.

The Undertaker:  Shut up listen Scully I know who shot Vince so listen up.

Mulder:  I'm a little teapot short and fat here is my handle here is my spout 
tip me over and spill me out I'm a little teapot short and fat.  Hey Scully I 
got it I sung the whooooole thing all by myself.

Scully:  Great job Mulder.  

Mulder:  Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb (BANG) 

Scully:  Good Lord.

Kurt Angle:  You shot him you basterd I loved him I mean ummmm nevermind I'll 
sit down here now and that's true that's damn true.

Scully:  No I just tranquilized him.

The Undertaker:  As I was saying I know who shot Vince.

Scully:  Who Taker?

The Undertaker:  It was you.

Scully:  Excuse me.

The Undertaker:  That's the real reason you brought us here to kill us and 
take over the WWF.

Scully:  I'm sorry but you must be mistaken.

The Undertaker:  Then why do you have on Vince's watch?

Stone Cold:  I'm a little teapot short and fat (BANG) 

Scully:  Yes I did shoot Vince and I planned to kill you all but when I got 
out here I couldn't bring myself to do it but (BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG)

Mulder (in the background):  Mommy MOMMY (BANG) owwwwwwwwww why are you 
shooting me (BANG) owwwwwwwww damn you.

Scully:  Oh forget it.

Scully left all six WWF superstars dead and left Mulder with a stack of porn 
to keep him occupied for a long time.  Scully went on to marry Vince and take 
all his money while putting him in a Old Folks Home.  A few weeks later the 
headlines on the local newspaper read.

Dana Scully takes over WWF.
Dana Scully took over the WWF on November 25th and hired Bill Clinton as her 
Vice President.
Meanwhile six WWF superstars Kane, The Undertaker, Triple H, The Rock, Kurt 
Angle, and Stone Cold.  Dana's former partner showed up at a local strip club 
yesterday dancing with what looked like a dead Kurt Angle but he and the 
figure escaped when agents tried to capture him.  We will keep you posted as 
this story progresses.  (BANG)

Scully:  Damn press always sticking their nose in my business.