Date: 26 Aug 1998 14:23:20 GMT
From: PeachAcid <peachacid@aol.com>
Subject: *New* Unveiled (1/1) H

That last one was a fluke, sorry about that! I pressed enter and the thing
sent...hmm I think I pressed tab by accident.  By the by, here's the story:

Title: Unveiled
Author: Jodie
E-Mail: PeachAcid@aol.com
Category: MSR, mostly humor. I suppose slash but it's still MSR...
Summary: Just read it, it'll only take a minute.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: What, you think I made them up?  We know that we all stole them
from CC and 1013...
Feedback: Go ahead!

**This is purely for amusement**

      "Mulder...we can't...we can't do this," Scully said, pulling 
away from his tall, lanky body.
      "Why not?" Mulder asked, kissing her again.
      "Because....I'm....I don't....I...."
      "What?"
      "I'm....a....lesbian," she said quietly, turning slightly from
 him, embarassed at her admission.
      "No way, really?"
      "Yes...I'm sorry, Mulder."
      "What's to be sorry about?  You know the truth about 
me...and you felt something, didn't you?"
      "Yes, but..."
      "It's okay, Scully...you know my secret.  I'm a 
woman, remember?"
      "I know...you're so masculine, though. That's my
 problem with this..."
      "Well, I am a drag-king...and, of course--"
      "You're lucky I'm a doctor.  Otherwise people would
 know...about you," she interupted.
       "People do know, Scully," he (she?) said, pulling her
 in for another kiss.
      "Who?"
      "My mother.  Samantha was taken because They thought
 she was me. They thought they had her in true form.  Me in mine."
      "Why didn't they come after you again?"
      "The trip from Earth to Reschul takes fifteen earth
 years, Scully. Remember, I explained all of that to you."
       "So...they should be coming back soon, right?"
       "Yeah.  It's been...twenty-three years, I think.  I'm
 assuming I have another seven years with you, Scully."
       "Mulder..." Scully kissed him (her? it?) and laughed.
 "It's weird, Mulder," she continued.  "You're always searching 
for aliens and trying to prove their existence...then from what
 I heard you tell that woman...with that whole Frankenstein
 thing...you don't know if you really believe in that.  I know
 you believe it to be a whole government conspiracy.  I continue
 to deny the existence of aliens or of a conspiracy of the degree
 you relate....but, Mulder.  You are an alien.  That's what you are."
       "Do you still love me, Scully?"
       "It's not what you are that counts, Mulder. I've known 
you as who you are....for about three years...I love you."
        "What if I looked like this?" 
        He transmogriphied into a Pamela Lee Anderson look-alike.
        "Too plastic," Scully said, snorting with suppressed laughter.
       "What about this?" Mulder as Madonna asked.
        "Much better," she murmured, kissing him.  Then she 
pulled away, laughing.
        "I've always wanted to know what it would be like to kiss her."
       Mulder turned into a Scully look-alike.
       "Mulder!" she exclaimed.
       "Mulder!" he mimicked, grinning.
       He then turned into his true form, a 5'6" brunette with
 hazel eyes.  The two agents kissed, all thoughts of
government, conspiracy, and aliens flying away.


      All right, what did you think? A bit odd, eh?  It's better when I read it
aloud, because it's supposed to be WAY overly dramatic...somehow that doesn't
work for fanfic, so I changed it a bit.  It's like a little skit I do for
friends. =)  Tell me what you thought!