From: "Vanessa Jaramillo" <Vanessa@mail.cosapidata.com.pe>
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 13:48:46 PST
Subject: Weird Mail

Title : Weird Mail 
Author : Vanessa Jaramillo
Email : Vanessa@mail.cosapidata.com.pe
Keywords : MSR
Rating : PG-13 (A few bad words)
Summary : Mulder gets some weird mail...
Archive : Anywhere you want. Just let me know.
Disclaimer : Dana Scully, Fox Mulder and the Lone Gunmen belong to CC, 
1013 and Fox. 
Dedicated to my mother Martha Jaramillo who's the greatest x-phile I 
know and to all the shippers out there too :)

***********************

Weird Mail 
By Vanessa Jaramillo

***********************

Mulder sat in front of his computer. <I'll check my email. Maybe the 
guys have good news for me. Or Scully's sending me a letter telling me 
that she loves me. Yeah right. Dream on Foxy. She'd never do that!>

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YOU HAVE MAIL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<Hmm...let's see. What the hell is this?!>

------------------------------------------------------
From : Luvu@hotmail.com
To : f_mulder@fbi.gov
Subject : Please answer me soon!
------------------------------------------------------

Mulder :

You're probably wondering who am I and what do I want from you. All I 
want is a chance to talk to you about something very important to me. 
And you. I need to get it out of my system before it's too late. Please 
answer me soon.

LuvU
---------------------------------------------------

<This time the guys have gone too far! I'm gonna kill'em! I'll let them 
know what I'm gonna do to their sorry asses!>

----------------------------------------------------
From : f_mulder@fbi.gov
To : invisigothfans@bigfoot.com
Subject : READ THIS
---------------------------------------------------

I HAD IT WITH YOUR FUCKING JOKES! DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA BUY THAT? 
YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY SORRY FOR THIS! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY BIG TIME!

MULDER

P.S. FROHIKE YOU CAN KISS MY VIDEO COLLECTION GOODBYE!
---------------------------------------------------

---------------------------------------------------
From : invisigothfans@bigfoot.com
To : f_mulder@fbi.gov
Subject : WHAT THE F**** WAS THAT?!
--------------------------------------------------

MULDER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON A 
SECRET PROJECT. WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS!
--------------------------------------------------

---------------------------------------------------
From : f_mulder@fbi.gov
To : invisigothfans@bigfoot.com
Subject : WHAT?!
---------------------------------------------------

I RECEIVED THIS EMAIL :

Mulder :

You're probably wondering who am I and what do I want from you. All I 
want is a chance to talk to you about something very important to me. 
And you. I need to get it out of my system before it's too late. Please 
answer me soon.

LuvU

I THOUGHT YOU SENT THIS TO ME. MEET ME AT #LONELYONES IN 5 MINS.

MULDER
-------------------------------------------------

#LonelyOnes

Welcome to Lonely Ones!
No swearing in this room please. Enjoy your stay!
<Spooky has joined the room>
<Spooky>Hey guys
<DanasHot>Hey Mulder. Have any idea who sent you that letter?
<Spooky>Nope
<DanasHot>Don't you think it could have been that beautiful partner of 
yours?
<Spooky>No way she'd do that. Not that I wouldn't be pleased.
<SusanLvr>I think you should reply the letter right now. I'm pretty sure 
you'll get an answer soon.
<BlondeAndDumb>Yeah. She/he/whatever sounded desperated to talk to you.
<Spooky>Alright guys. I'll reply right now. See ya.
<DanasHot>Good luck
<Spooky has left the room>
<DanasHot>What do you think?
<SusanLvr>I think it's her
-----------------------------------------

--------------------------------------------------
From : f_mulder@fbi.gov
To : luvu@hotmail.com
Subject : Re : Answer me soon!
--------------------------------------------------

LuvU :

Please tell me who you are. I'll talk to you whenever you want. Just 
tell me where we can talk. 

Mulder
-------------------------------------------------

------------------------------------------------
From : luvu@hotmail.com
To : f_mulder@fbi.gov
Subject : Meet me at #Chat4U
-----------------------------------------------

Mulder :

I'll be there in 10 mins. I'll tell you who I am there.

LuvU
-----------------------------------------------

#Chat4U

Meet new friends here!
<Spooky has joined the room>
<Spooky>LuvU?
<LuvU has joined the room>
<Spooky>Hey LuvU
<LuvU>I'll talk to you in private. OK?
<Spooky>OK
<LuvU>You must think I'm pathetic. You're right I am. 
<Spooky>I don't think you're pathetic.
<LuvU>I am so afraid to tell you how I feel I have to talk to you in a 
chatroom.
<Spooky>I'm the one who's afraid I wouldn't dare to do this.
<LuvU>I think I don't need to tell you who I am.
<Spooky>I think I knew from the beggining. I just couldn't believe it. 
'Cause believe me I wanted to do it. I really did.
<LuvU>I haven't told you so many things I don't know where to start.
<Spooky>Tell me how you feel.
<LuvU>I feel so close to you and sometimes so far away. But I know 
you're always there. My friend, my best friend. Not just my partner but 
my soulmate. I can't imagine my life without you. And you really piss me 
off sometimes you know.
<Spooky>I know :)
<LuvU>I didn't wanted to admit I needed you. When I found out I had 
cancer I said to myself 'I'll get over this. I can do it. I don't need 
help from anyone' I thought I was stronger than what I really am. The 
truth is that I need my family, my friends. I need you. But I was so 
proud to admit it.
<Spooky>You're not the only one. I've always needed you. More than you 
think. I know I ditch you sometimes.
<LuvU>Sometimes?
<Spooky>I know I ditch you a lot
<LuvU>:)
<Spooky>I know I hurt you a lot too. Believe me I never meant to do 
that. I just didn't have the guts to tell you 'I need you. Please don't 
ever leave me alone'. Scully I need you. Don't ever leave me.
<LuvU>I won't Mulder. Never. I need to tell you more things Mulder. I 
need to tell you how much you've changed my life. I didn't know what 
love meant until I met you. You made me feel alive.
<Spooky>I've been such a selfish bastard. I've loved you for so long and 
I never told you. I was afraid you didn't love me.
<LuvU>We were both afraid.
<LuvU>Of us.
<Spooky>I'm not afraid anymore. I want to be with you forever. I want to 
be a part of you.
<LuvU>You alredy are. You're the most important part of me. My human 
part.
<Spooky>And you're all I need to be happy.
<LuvU>I belong to you Mulder. Don't ever doubt that.
<Spooky>I know Scully.
<Spooky>I need to see you. I need to feel you.
<LuvU>Come here. I love you too.
<Spooky>I'll be there right now.
<LuvU>OK
<Spooky has left the room>
<LuvU>I love you
<LuvU has left the room>
----------------------------------------------

THE END

FFFFFFFFeeeeeeedbaCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Please ;P

Vanessa.