From: mona lökström-mäkinen Subject: What a crazy world / (1/1) Date: Fri, 2 May 1997 17:39:29 +-300 Title: What a crazy world ! Author: Mia Makinen E-mail address: m.makinen@pp.inet.fi Distribution Statement: Distribute wherever you like. Just remember to include my name, e-mail address and the disclaimer with it, thank you. Spoiler Warning: none Rating:PG Content Warning: This is not the way Scully, Skinner and the Cigarette Smoking Man usually act. Classification: hm...Story, I think Summary: Mulder eats porridge with a few interesting people Disclaimer: This may come as a surprise to you, but I don't own Scully, Mulder Skinner and The Cigarette Smoking Man....some guy called Chris Carter , 1013 and FOX do own them. No money's made, I'm just having fun. Please don't sue me! Author's Comment: I was on a *really* weird mood writing this Mulder looked around him, where in the hell was he? He knew he'd been in this room before, but.....suddenly Scully appeared in the room. -Hey sleepy. I tought you'd never wake. I've cooked porridge, come on. She grabbed his hand and dragged him to the kitchen. Mulder didn't have time to say anything, he was totally shocked.Porridge? Sleepy? That wasn't Scully was it? Scully placed Mulder to sit on one of the empty chairs. To his horror he saw that he wasn't alone. Skinner was sitting next to him, dressed in red pyjamas. The Cigarette Smoking Man was there too. He had an old t-shirt and jeans on. -What is this? Mulder wondered. -Take it easy, Mulder. Skinner said. -Here, take some orange juice, he replied. Scully smiled and placed a big bole of porridge on the table. -I just love porridge, especially yours Dana, the Cigarette Smoking Man said. -Well thank you. Here Mulder, don't you like porridge? -I gotta go, he said. -No, don't go, Skinner said. We're gonna have a tea party after this, right Dana? Scully nodded. This must be a dream, Mulder tought. He pinched himself, but to his horror could feel it. Shit! They've been taking drugs or something. Mulder couldn't resist to sit down and ask a few questions from The Cigarette Smoking Man. This might, after all, be his only chance. -Oh good, you decided to join us! Skinner said and then continued: You know...Dana makes the greatest apple pie in the whole world. You should taste it. Mulder ingored the comment, instead he asked The Cigarette Smoking Man: -Do you come here often ? -Oh yes, every Sunday, for brunch. It's so nice to have friends, don't you think so too? Mulder decided to go for his main question right away. -Do you know where my sister, Samantha is ? Everyone went totally quiet around the table. -It depends...the Cigarette Smoking Man answered. -Tell him about the dog! Skinner said. -What dog? -Syrely you know *the* dog, Scully said. Then she started laughing hysterically. -Once upon a time there was a dog called...the Cigarette Smoking Man held his breath...Samantha. They all started to laugh. This couldn't be happening, Mulder tought once again. Skinner jumped on the table and then said: -Hey, I got a marvellous idea ! -Tell us, Scully said quickly. -We'll take a little vacation. -Oh yes, that would be a great idea, can Samantha come along? the Cigarette Smokin Man wondered. -Sure, Skinner said. -Where are we going? Scully asked. -I want to go to Japan, The Cigarette Smoking Man said. -No, no, no! We'll go to Australia, Scully replied. -I decide where we go, since this was my idea, we'll go to...Finland! -Where's that?The Cigarette Smokin Man asked, slitly dissapointed over Skinner not saying they'd go to Japan. -It's in Europe, Scully said. She looked very proud for knowing this kind of thing. -I just have to go and get my Teddy Bear from home first, Skinner said. -I want my little blue car ! The Cigarette Smokin Man said. He was about to start crying. -We'll take the porridge with us, Scully decided. Mulder just stared, they were totally crazy. Ha had to try and make them realize that. -Scully, he tried. It's me, Mulder. I don't believe in aliens anymore. Scully laughed, then said: -You're just jealous 'cos you can't come with us to Finland. I'll leave you some porridge, so you have something to eat. Then she rushed out of the room. Mulder ran after her, but tripped in Skinner's feet. -Ha, now that was fun ! Skinner laughed. Mulder couldn't see , it was all blury, then he lost consciousness. -Mulder ! Can you hear me ? Scully was shaking him. -Scully? Mulder wondered. He tried to see a glimpse of Skinner and The Cigarette Smokin Man, but Scully didn't let him stand up. -Don't move Mulder. I've called for an ambulance. You've hit you're head. Mulder? Can you hear me? Mulder looked at Scully, she seemed to be herself. -Scully, what about Samantha, and the porridge? -What?Scully sounded really worried now. Mulder, don't talk, the ambulance will be here soon, okay? -But your holiday...? -Mulder, what the hell are you talking about? We came here to find some evidence for the case we're investigating right now, and you fell down trough the floor. It's in really bad condition. You hit your head Mulder, that's it. Mulder just smiled and then said allmost to himself; -That's it. THE END Comments, comments....I want lots and lots of comments.E-mail me at: m.makinen@pp.inet.fi