From: "Jo Nelson" <Nelson4u@gte.net>
Date: Thu, 30 Nov 2000 18:02:06 -0800
Subject: NEW: What They Started (1 of 2) by Jo Nelson
Source: xff

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Title: What They Started (Part 1/2)
Author: Jo Nelson (JoNe213@thexfiles.com)
URL: http://www.geocities.com/jsxfnelson
Category: MSR, Casefile, Humor
Rating: PG
Spoilers: It takes place in the 7th Season, some time after "all
things" but before Requiem". Slight references to "Folie à Deux"
and "The Sixth Extinction".
Distribution: Sure, just tell me where so I can visit.
Summary: What do UFO abductions, The South African Embassy and
dog-sitting have in common?
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Files or any of it's characters. If
I did, I'd probably be very happy. Those happy folks would be Ten
Thirteen Productions and Fox.
Feedback: Sure, I love getting it, replying back to it and saving
it!
Author's notes: This was originally written for the Scullyfic
Improv. Elements to follow at the end the of the story. Special
thanks to Christina for a great beta and for helping me with the
title and stuff. Also to Stephy for reading it over...I'd be a
mess without you all.

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What They Started
by Jo Nelson

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Chapter 1
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FBI HEADQUARTERS
WASHINGTON, DC
9:18 AM

Director FBI Director Louis Freeh speaks proudly to a room full
of about one hundred of the FBI's best. With his impressive
career reputation, it wasn't surprising. He was the type of man
that everyone wanted to be like. All attention had been focused
on this extraordinary man since he had first walked into the
building that morning. It was only natural that once he was
introduced to speak their interest would grow.

Assistant Director Skinner takes a moment to look through the
gathered audience. He notices that, for once, all of the agents
under him are surprisingly accounted for. Although these meetings
were routine every six months, they were typically boring, so no
one looked forward to them. He found himself having to cover for
quite a few of his agents on several occasions. He knew they had
better things to do, so it was a common understanding that he had
with the agents he supervised regularly.

But that wasn't the case today. Everyone was genuinely interested
and, surprisingly, no one there even looked liked they wanted to
be doing anything else. He notices that even Agents Mulder and
Scully are there. They are even sitting next to each other, which
is rare in these type of meetings. Skinner smiles to himself.
Yes, this is going exceptionally well-and then he sees a
desperate look of realization hit Scully's face.

"Oh shit!" Scully shouts and jumps up to quickly leave the room.

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Director Freeh stops speaking then and all eyes follow Scully as
she runs out of the room. After she is gone, all eyes go to
Mulder, who is still in shock after her outburst. After a quick
look in Skinner's direction, he goes after her.

He finds her pacing the hallway on her cell. "Scully? What's up?"

"Dottie, that's what's up. I forgot all about her!"

"Oh no, Scully."

"Yes, Mr. Coeben?" She listens on the phone for a few seconds.

Mr. Coeben fusses with someone in the background; "I don't know
what I have to do to get that man to turn down his music! I
swear, if this is Mrs. Moore complaining about him again, I'm
going to personally hit his breaker switch! Hello?"

"Hi, Mr. Coeben, it's Dana Scully from apartment thirty-five."

"Oh, yes...hi, Ms. Scully! Look, I'm sorry if Raymond's been
keeping you up, I'm going to speak..."

Scully interrupts him, "Actually, I'm not calling about that. I'm
calling to ask you a really big favor."

"Oh?"

"Yes...you see, I'm dog sitting for my mom for just a few days,
and..."

"Oh no wonder...I thought I heard a dog barking, but I didn't
remember you having one, well, not since the little Pomeranian,
so I just thought I'd been hearing things...over Raymond's music,
that is."

"No, I'm sure you weren't hearing things. Like I said, it's only
for a few days, but something important has come up at work, and
it doesn't look like I'm going to be home for a few more hours."
Scully decides not to mention that she hasn't been home since
last night.

"Oh, I see. So you want me to go in there and feed the critter? I
can do that."

"Um, actually no. I was wondering if it would be possible for you
to take her out for a walk or two?"

"Um...I don't know, Ms. Scully. I mean, I do have some things to
do around here. I don't know if I'll get time. Especially with
all the complaints lately."

"Please...if you do..." She thinks for a second. "I can
personally see to it that, for the sake of everyone, Raymond gets
over his music obsession."

Mr. Coeben concentrates on Madonna's song "Music" which can
suddenly be heard playing in the background. "Well, is it a nice
dog?"

"Yes, she's a sweetheart. She just likes a lot of attention like
most dogs."

"I see."

"You would only need to walk her once every 4 hours or so. I
should be home sometime this evening."

"Well, okay Ms. Scully. I suppose I can do it today, just this
once."

Scully releases the breath she was holding. "Thank you, I really
appreciate this."

"You're welcome...well, I better get going. I'm sure I'll be
talking to you later."

Scully clicks off and puts her cellphone away.

"Well?" asked Mulder.

"I've got my landlord on it. I just hope he makes it on time."

Mulder jokes, "Well, you certainly made a nice impression in the
meeting, Scully. Can't wait to go back in there."

"Oh no, what did I say?"

"Nothing that any sailor's family wouldn't be used to by now.
Skinner especially got a kick out of it. You should have seen his
face." Mulder says, enjoying himself at her expense.

Scully motions with her head for Mulder to follow. "Speaking of
Skinner..."

Looking over, they see Skinner approaching them. "Is everything
all right, Agents?"

Embarrassed Scully says, "Sir, I'm very sorry about that
outburst. I had a family emergency to handle."

Mulder knew Scully didn't want to go back in there after this and
he certainly wasn't looking forward to the scrutiny either. "Sir,
if it's all right with you, and I think I speak for the both of
us, in asking that we be excused from the rest of the meeting?"

Skinner wants to laugh but thinks better of it. "You know, if you
two didn't want to come to the meeting surely you could have come
up with another way to get out of it than this?"

"Sir, I assure you...Agent Scully and I had no intention of
getting out of this meeting. It just seems that leaving now would
be better for our department than having to explain what just
happened to everyone afterwards."

"For once, I have to agree with you there. I'll handle that. I do
believe that you two do have reports to finish? I'm going to
expect them on my desk by this afternoon."

"Yes, Sir," Scully replies.

Skinner leaves the two agents standing there as he walks away to
return to the auditorium.

All Mulder can do is laugh about it at this point. "So Scully,
does this mean that we get to go to the game now?" he asks her
hopefully.

"Yeah, Mulder, I think we should go. Let's hurry up with those
reports so we can get out of dodge."

Thank god it's Friday. The last few days had been crazy. Scully
had thought that their case, her neighbor and that dog would be
the last of her. But now she was taking a stand and she was going
to fix everything. And when she was done with that, she and
Mulder would be able to finish what they had started.

Two days earlier...

Dana Scully's Apartment
Annapolis, MD
5:46 AM

The ghetto fabulous sounds of Madonna's "Music" song filled Dana
Scully's dark room...

"Hey Mr. DJ put a record on
I wanna dance with my baby,
And when the music starts
I never wanna stop,
It's gonna drive me crazy
Music makes the people come together..."

Dana Scully awoke. It wasn't just a nightmare, she was actually
hearing that song and it was just as loud as it was in her dream.
She turned over in an attempt to put a pillow over her head, but
the weight of Mulder's arm holding it down prevented that. She
turned over on her back to get a better look at him. He looked so
peaceful these days. He had never been a good sleeper before, but
now he seemed to sleep through everything. She wished she could
be so lucky.

The song continued to play on...

"I think of yesterday
And I don't look at the clock,
I like to boogey-oogey
It's like riding on a wind
And it never goes away,
But she's everything I'm in
Got to have it everyday..."

Scully knew then that she wasn't going to get anymore sleep this
morning, so she took a peek at the clock on her nightstand. It
was a little early. Mulder didn't really need to get up for
another hour or so, maybe she could talk him into making them
some breakfast before he left.

She sat up and rubbed his bare chest gently. "Hey, Mulder...wake
up." That got no response so she shook him a little bit. "Mulder,
come on, wake up." Mulder just continued to sleep until she
raised her voice, "Mulder!" She shook him even harder.

That woke him. "What's wrong, Scully?" he asked, getting up with
a shocked expression.

"Nothing. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you, but you just
wouldn't wake up."

Mulder gently smoothed a strand of her unruly hair back. "What
time is it?"

"It's barely six o'clock," Scully said and laid back down with
her head resting on his chest.

He paused to listen for a moment. "Where's that music coming
from?"

Scully sat up and rested her chin on his chest. "That's a good
question...and the reason that I couldn't sleep."

"So you decided to wake me, thanks a lot, Scully," Mulder said,
continuing to stroke her hair.

"Actually, I thought that maybe you'd like to have some breakfast
this morning."

"All right, I guess that's what I get for suggesting that we skip
dinner." He ran his hand up and down along her side several
times. "And since you're still in bed, I suppose that you want me
to cook it, huh?"

"Well, you know how much I like your cooking."

"And I like a lot of things about you, too."

"Like what?"

"I think you know what I like, Agent Scully."

"Yeah, I think I do, too." Scully reached for him and pulled him
into a passionate kiss. Then she maneuvered the rest of her body
on top of his. As the thought of breakfast left both of their
minds, the phone rang. Scully moved to reach for it.

"Don't answer it," Mulder whispered, pulling her back down.

"I have to, Mulder." She untangled herself from his grip and
reached over him for her phone. "Could be important...hello...oh,
hi, Mom." Mulder gave her a fake panic look. "No, no...I was um,
already up. I couldn't sleep.my neighbor's playing his stereo
loudly. What's going on?"

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MARGARET SCULLY'S RESIDENCE
ANNAPOLIS, MD
7:32 AM

Scully rung her mother's doorbell. There was no answer right
away, but she knew her mother was at home, so she knocked a few
times. "Mom, it's me!"

From behind the door in the distance, Scully could hear her
mother's voice calling, "I'll be right there, Dana!"

Scully thought about letting herself in, since she did have a
spare key. But she never liked doing that since she knew her
mother needed her privacy and she definitely respected that. God
knows her mother never just let herself into her apartment
whenever she felt like it. Margaret finally opened the door.

"Dana, I'm sorry about that...I was upstairs, couldn't find my
favorite purse. Can't leave without my favorite purse." Margaret
pulled her in and kissed her cheek. "Thanks for coming, dear."

"No problem, Mom. What time is your flight?"

"At nine o'clock. Fran should be here any minute. Sometimes she
runs late...I was hoping you'd get here before she did."

"I got here as soon I could."

"Are you hungry? I know you don't usually eat breakfast, but I
knew you were coming so I just cooked and..."

"Yes, actually, I think I will...I'm starved." Scully never did
get the breakfast from Mulder that she was hoping for. After she
had hung up with her mother, she had immediately jumped in the
shower and by the time she got out, Mulder had already left. She
wasn't surprised...she had told him that she had to help her
mother out this morning and that she might be late for work. "I'l
l help myself, Mom...you just finish getting ready." With that
she walked into the kitchen.

Her mother yelled from the living room, "I just let Dottie out
back. Thought I'd give you a break, I didn't want her ruining
your car's interior."

"Thanks, Mom...Is she even going to remember me? It's been a
while since I've been over."

"Oh, she's a sweet dog, honey, it doesn't matter."

Scully helped herself to a plate of eggs and bacon, put some
bread in the toaster and poured herself a glass of juice. Maggie
entered the kitchen.

"Okay, all set. I suppose I should let Dottie in now.

"No, eat, Mom...I'll get her. Anyway, I know how much you hate
airplane food."

Maggie sat down as Scully got up from the table. "Well, you're
right about that."

Scully walked to the back door and peeked outside before opening
the door. Dottie, a small poodle, ran around in circles in the
backyard. "What's she doing? She's acting like a mad dog."

"Oh, she's just getting her exercise."

"Dottie! Come here, Dottie!" Scully called the dog. Dottie came
running for her and started licking her hand. She closed the door
and bent over to pat her and she had to laugh. "She looks like
she's gained weight. What are you feeding her?"

"Oh, you know...just that Pro stuff...for mighty dogs," answered
Maggie.

"Mom, no wonder. She's not such an active dog, you know. I mean,
you don't have her on an active schedule right?

"No, she just sits around here all day, until I come home, then I
let her run around for a bit."

"You might want to start feeding her something with less
calories."

"Well, you're the doctor, if you think I should..."

Scully interrupted, "I'm hardly a veterinarian, Mom, but I think
anyone can see that she's a little overweight."

"Okay, then it's settled. I'll change her food as soon as I get
back...unless you'd like to start her off on a new brand right
away?"

"Oh, sure, I can do that. I know a good brand actually...not too
expensive and
Queequeg used to love it."

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FBI HEADQUARTERS
WASHINGTON, DC
9:30 AM

Mulder was sitting at his desk fiddling with a pencil or two when
Scully walked in. "And she made it!"

"Good morning, Mulder." She hung her coat up.

"You say that now. So how's your Mom?"

"Oh, she's fine. Sorry if I rushed you out this morning, but her
flight was at nine, and I had to pick up Dottie then drop her
back off at my place. It was a last minute thing...she didn't
have time to arrange for a sitter."

"Does she always vacation spontaneously like that?"

Scully sat down and started looking through papers on her desk.
"Not nearly as much as she should."

"So, what's this Dottie like, Scully?"

"Oh, you know...she's a cute puppy, likes to play, has a lot of
energy."

"I'll bet. You know, you never told me that your mom had a dog."

"She's only had her for a couple of months now."

"So how long are you keeping her?

"Just for the week."

"Sounds like fun."

"Good...I can't wait for you to meet her then."

Mulder smiled. "Tonight?" Except it wasn't really a question, so
she didn't answer. Mulder had been spending more and more nights
at Scully's place. And although she didn't admit it, she liked
waking up with him...even if it was on work nights. It was still
awkward to think about the things that went on during their off
hours while they weren't working. It was best to discuss plans
for later when they were actually off duty, and that's what they
did.

"So Skinner wants to see us in his office at ten-thirty...new
case."

"Any idea what it's about?" Scully was back to all business.

"Not in the least. I'm thinking its punishment for the expenses
on that last case. It's about that time." That earned Mulder an
eyebrow. "About that time for a payback case, don't you think?"

"Let's hope not, Mulder. If I remember correctly, the last time
you said something like that, you landed in the hospital mental
ward, and I ended up shooting a giant insect out of your hospital
window."

"So now you admit that you saw it?"

"And your point is?" Scully didn't want to talk about that case
again. To this day she still wasn't sure what had exactly
happened. She had barely escaped looking foolish herself when she
had submitted her report to Skinner. And she had never thought
that he was trying to get them back for anything when he assigned
them that case to begin with either.

"Nothing, just that I hope this case is legitimate, that's all. I
didn't tell you, but there's a rumor going around saying that
they're out to close us down again, Scully."

"Since when did you start listening to rumors, Mulder?"

"When they start coming from outside sources."

"What are you talking about?"

"Just something the gunmen warned me about." And he left it at
that.

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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR WALTER SKINNER'S OFFICE
10:35 AM

Mulder and Scully sat in their usual places in the chairs across
from Skinner's desk.

"Agents, as you know, I rarely assign you cases outside of the
Bureau, but this case was brought to my attention by an old
colleague and I would appreciate your incite. But I also have to
ask that this matter stay confidential."

"This isn't about an X-File?" Scully could count on one hand the
number of times Skinner put them on anything outside of the
X-Files.

"No, not officially, but I have no doubt that if this case was
under Bureau jurisdiction, it would be."

Mulder was curious now. "So you're asking us for a personal
favor?"

"I think I'm good for it, Agents. Anyway, in the meantime you'll
be investigating this case. He passed the case file over his
desk. "Reported UFO activity, possible abductions that, I think,
warrant investigation."

Scully took the file. "Do you think these cases might be
connected?"

Skinner seemed to get irritated at that question. "I think it's
possible, but I doubt it."

"Okay, let's have it," said Mulder.

Skinner nodded, rose from his desk and opened the hallway
entrance door to his office. "Come on in and have a seat," he
said as a tall black man entered. "Arnold Smith, this is Special
Agents Mulder and Scully." Mulder and Scully stood up and shook
hands with him.

"It's a pleasure," Smith said before sitting next to Mulder.
"I've heard a lot about you."

"Uh-oh," Mulder said with a smile.

Skinner got right down to business, "Arnold and I are old Marine
buddies. I asked him to join us when I briefed you since this
case involves his niece."

Mulder and Scully just nodded. Skinner opened another file folder
on his desk. He pulled out a photo of a black woman in her mid
20's. "This is Arnold's niece, Victoria Lynn, a former
kindergarten teacher from Chicago. She's been missing now for
over two months." He passed the photo to Scully, who looked it
over before passing it to Mulder.

"Was she abducted?" Mulder asked.

"That's what they're saying, but I don't believe it," Smith
answered.

"Sounds like a rather convenient explanation," Mulder added.

Scully looked up from the file in her hands over to Smith. "Are
you suspecting foul play, Sir?"

"Maybe," Skinner answered for him. "Before Victoria was missing,
she worked for this man, Ndubisi Marutle, the son of a Colonel
Thomas Marutle, Military Attaché for the South African embassy
here in DC." Skinner passed another picture to the agents.
"Arnold tells me that he noticed a change in Victoria when she
started working with him. She wasn't herself anymore."

Scully was curious. "She wasn't herself?"

Smith responded this time, "No, she was behaving totally out of
character. She left her teaching career, which she always loved,
moved here and stopped communicating with the family altogether.
We have always been close but the last time I last saw her, it
was almost as if she had been brain washed or something."

"Do you think it could have been drug related?"

"No, she would never touch that. She didn't even drink," Smith
answered, slightly offended.

"I am assuming the authorities have looked into this already?"
asked Mulder.

Skinner jumped in again, "Yes...the DC police did their
investigation and came up empty handed. No one seems to know of
her whereabouts and the police can't investigate within the
African Embassy's jurisdiction, especially when they can't even
prove that a crime has been committed. So they're at a loss as to
how to find her at this point."

Mulder looked over at Smith and asked him, "What do you think may
have happened to her?"

"I don't know, but I'm almost sure that it has something to do
with that African Embassy," answered Smith.

Scully looked at Skinner then. "Sir, I'm sure that you're aware
that we don't have any authority there either."

"That's right, but I'm hoping that you won't need it since
officially you'll be investigating the other case," replied
Skinner.

Mulder nodded in understanding and looked over at Scully.


END PART 1

Title: What They Started (Part 2/2)
Author: Jo Nelson (JoNe213@thexfiles.com)

CHAPTER 2
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SOUTH AFRICAN EMBASSY
WASHINGTON DC
12:20pm

Scully knew exactly where the Embassy was located. It was one of
the many big white buildings on Massachusetts Avenue that she
passed by often enough. It always stood out to her because it
looked more like a residence, a big mansion...not an Embassy. But
since she had never had any reason to visit there before, she
was, at least, looking forward to seeing what it looked like
inside.

Mulder and Scully entered the building and looked around at the
surrounding artwork. Scully paused to look at an Endangered
Species Collection exhibit while Mulder approached the main
reception area.

The small dark woman greeted him with an obvious African accent,
"How may I help you, Sir?"

"My name is Fox Mulder and I'm with the Federal Bureau of
Investigation." He pulled out his badge while Scully walked up
behind him. "My partner and I are investigating the reports of a
possible UFO sitting and abduction that took place here."

"You're kidding, right?"

"No, actually we're not," Mulder answered. "We need to speak with
Colonel Marutle."

"Colonel Marutle is a busy person. I assure you, he doesn't have
time for this nonsense."

Mulder looked at Scully before he said, "We were told that he may
have witnessed the phenomenon himself. Do you know anything about
that?"

The woman looked nervous. "No, I don't. I'm almost sure that he
didn't witness anything either."

"Look, the sooner we can get everyone's statement, the sooner we
can wrap up our investigation here," Scully said impatiently.

An older woman dressed in traditional African attire entered from
one of the many offices. "What's going on here?"

The receptionist answered her, "These people are here from the
FBI...they're asking about the UFO rumors and they want to talk
to Colonel Marutle."

"I see...Well, I'm the Colonel's assistant. Was he expecting
you?" the older woman said.

Scully answered, "No, we've tried to call him, but he didn't
return any of our calls."

"Well, I'm sorry, I'm afraid the Colonel is not here right now."

"Do you know where he can be reached?" asked Mulder.

The older woman answered, "Yes, he accompanied the Ambassador on
her trip to NY. They aren't scheduled to return until tomorrow."

"What about his son, Ndubisi, is he available?" Mulder asked.

"Ndubisi? No, he has returned to South Africa."

"We were told that he, and some other staff members may have
witnessed something as well. How about you...have you seen any
UFO's?" Mulder said. The woman looked at Scully, who was looking
slightly embarrassed.

"No, I haven't," the woman replied. "And in my opinion, these
accounts are nothing more than rumors."

"Why would you say that?" asked Mulder.

"It's simple," she stated matter of factly. "The staff here is
overworked. They have been known to start strange stories, from
time to time, to generate off time."

"Strange stories?" asked Scully.

"Yes, we've had ghosts, curses, bomb threats...you name it. The
fact is, if we don't give them the time off, they'll take it
anyway that they can. And so they make these reports, you people
come in and evacuate the building for a few hours or the whole
day and our staff, gets the day off."

"We have the names of several staff members who made reports."
Mulder handed her the list. "Are any of these people here today?"

The woman reluctantly looked over the list.

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FBI HEADQUARTERS
4:38pm

Mulder sat at his desk talking on the phone.

"No, no one has admitted to seeing her yet, but we still have a
few more witnesses to interview tomorrow. Nothing new there, but
we did find out that the sightings were probably just a hoax
brought on by an overworked, over imaginative staff. Well, either
way, we have an appointment to see the Colonel tomorrow so we
should know something by then. Yes, Sir." He hung up the phone.
Across from him, Scully was gathering up her things. "Leaving so
soon?"

"Yeah, and by the time I walk to my car, it will be five. I've
got to stop by the store and buy some food for Dottie." She was
putting the last few papers in her briefcase.

"Wait me for me Scully! Or did you forget?"

"No, I didn't forget..." The phone ringing interrupted her.

Mulder picked up the phone. "Mulder...yes...what type of
information?" Scully stopped and listened. "In a half an hour?
We'll see you there." He hung up the phone. "Dottie's going to
have to wait just a little while longer for dinner, Scully."

Scully gave him the evil eye.

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SOUTH AFRICAN EMBASSY
5:45pm

Mulder and Scully sat in the car waiting for their newest
informant to show up.

"Mulder, if he's not here within ten minutes, I'm outta here."

"He'll be here."

"It's been a long day, Mulder, and we still aren't any closer to
finding her."

"He said he knew where she was."

"I don't see why he couldn't just tell you that...Why all the
secrecy?"

"I don't know, but I expect that we'll find out now," Mulder said
as he spotted a man walking up to the car.

The man looked paranoid. "Agent Mulder?"

Mulder unlocked the door so that he could get in the back seat.
"Yes...you have information for us about Victoria Lynn's
whereabouts?"

"That's right." The man's accent was quite strong and he was out
of breath. "But you can't tell them that I told you."

"What do you know?"

"Well, I don't know where she is, but I can tell you who does
know."

Mulder was starting to get impatient. "Okay, so who does know?"

"I can't tell you unless you promise not to get me involved."

Scully jumped in, "We don't even know who you are...I mean,
you're not one of the staff members that we interviewed today."

"No, I'm not, but I do work at the Embassy...maintenance
department. And I really need my job. And if they find out that I
told you, I'll definitely be fired."

"We understand that and we promise that this meeting will stay
confidential," Scully said.

"Good," the man said.

The mysterious man had confirmed what they had suspected all
along. That he had seen Victoria on several occasions and that
every time she had been with the Colonel's son. Apparently, they
seemed to have been romantically involved. But as far as UFO's
and abductions, he had never seen anything and he didn't know
anyone who had for that matter. But now they had reason to
believe that the Colonel's son was actually still in the country,
but hiding out since the man claimed that he had recently seen
the two together. Now satisfied with their most recent clue,
Mulder and Scully called it a night.

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SCULLY'S APARTMENT
7:17pm

Mulder and Scully exited the elevator each carrying a bag of
groceries. As they headed down the hallway, they could hear
Madonna's song playing loudly. When they approached her door,
they noticed the apartment across from Scully's. There was a man
in a robe banging at the door and the music was definitely coming
from that apartment. "Come on, Raymond! Let me back in...I said I
was sorry!"

Mulder was amused. He smiled at Scully, who was trying to ignore
the man, as she pulled out her keys to unlock her door. The man
saw Mulder and Scully appear and looked embarrassed. "Oh, hi,
Dana."

"Hi...Robert, right?" Scully replied.

"Yes."

"Is everything all right?" Scully asked reluctantly.

"Yeah, Raymond is having one of his little fits again. He'll let
me in after he has his fun though." Robert looked at Mulder then
and in a flirty voice said, "Hi." Scully could have sworn that he
winked at Mulder, but she couldn't be sure.

"Hello," Mulder replied and quickly turned back to Scully's door.
When she finally got the door unlocked, the door across from hers
opened up.  There stood her fabulous and shirtless neighbor,
Raymond.

Raymond stopped them before they could enter her apartment. "Oh,
it's Dana...I thought I heard someone else out here."

Robert screamed, "So now you open the door!"

"You're just in time. Maybe you and your handsome partner
wouldn't mind doing me a favor and arresting this man right
here!" Raymond pointed accusingly at Robert.

Scully laughed, "I wish we could, but we try to make it a policy
not to get involved in domestic affairs."

"Well, that figures," Raymond said. "By the way, I don't think
we've officially met, but I've seen you around...I'm Raymond
Jackson, I've been your partner's neighbor for what...2 years
now, Dana?"

Mulder shook his hand. "Fox Mulder."

Scully really wanted to get away. "That sounds about
right...Look, Raymond, we didn't mean to disturb you, but we
should go."

"Oh no problem, I'm sure you and 'Fox' have plenty of things to
do." And with that Scully and Mulder finally entered her
apartment. Dottie immediately ran up to Scully and started trying
to jump up on her legs as she excitedly barked her greetings.

"Hey, Dottie!" Scully yelled over the noise as she followed
Mulder into the kitchen to put the bags down.

Mulder gave the dog some attention when she tried to jump up on
him. "She's cute, Scully."

"Yeah. I bet she's hungry too...Look what I got for you, Dottie!"
She pulled out a bag of dog food. "Hungry?"

"You know I am," said Mulder seductively.

Scully blushed. "I'm not talking to you, Mulder."

Mulder pouted. "You're not?"

She ignored him and started putting the rest of the groceries
away.

"You know, Scully.we never did get to finish what we started this
morning." He walked over to her and ran his hands up and down her
arms.

"I know."

"What do you say we..."

"Not right now, Mulder. You just said that you were hungry. I was
going to make us some dinner and then I wanted to start on the
report."

"Aw, come on, Scully...we'll have time for all that later." He
started pulling her towards the bedroom. "Just a quick one?" as
he nibbled on her neck.

"Not if you know what's good for you, Mulder." Scully let him
lead her into her bedroom.

Scully never did get around to making dinner or starting that
report. And while she and Mulder were pleasantly occupied in her
bedroom, no one noticed the poor dog standing patiently by the
front door. And Mulder or Scully never heard the small whines
that she emitted while scratching the door over their own noises.

---------------------
In the morning, when the alarm clock went off, Mulder got out of
the bed and went into the living room.

Scully looked up sleepily then. "What time is it?" Scully said to
him, but he was no where to be seen. She called his name, and
when he didn't answer right away she began to worry. She didn't
bother getting out of the warm bed until she heard him yell
though...

"Damnit!"

Then she was on her feet in a hurry. When she found him, he was
hopping around on one foot. She ran to help him. "What's wrong,
Mulder? Did you stub your toe?"

He stepped back from her. "I just stepped in Dottie's shit!"

Scully looked around and noticed another pile of dog feces. "Oh
no! I forgot to take her out for a walk last night."

"Shame on you, Scully!" He pinched his nose and sat down on the
floor.

Scully went into the kitchen to grab some paper towels and
returned. "I'm sorry, Mulder." She passed the towels to him. "You
know, if it weren't for your sexual appetite, maybe I would have
remembered." Dottie started barking and running around.

"Well, you know what they say, there's more room out than in,"
Mulder said jokingly. "I'm sure she didn't mean it."

"I know she didn't mean it...she couldn't help it is more like
it."

Dottie looked like she was trying to help Scully cover up the
piles by kicking her foot in the direction of the piles.

Mulder found that amusing. "Look, do you think that maybe she was
a cat in another life?"

"Yeah, well, it looks like she forgot all about the liter box."

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SOUTH AFRICAN EMBASSY
10:20AM

Mulder and Scully had been waiting for over an hour to talk with
Colonel Marutle, who was supposed to be in this morning, but so
far he hadn't shown up. Mulder was sitting down reading through a
magazine, but Scully had gotten restless about half an hour
earlier and decided to go look at some of the art exhibits.

A woman had been staring at her since she began looking at the
rare art collection but Scully hadn't noticed. "Doctor Dana
Scully?"

"Yes," Scully answered, surprised. The woman smiled and Scully
recognized her then. "Oh my god, Amina Ngebe?"

"That's right!" The two women hugged like old friends. "Wow, I
guess it really is a small world. I can't believe it! Don't tell
me you live here in DC?"

"Yes...in Georgetown, actually," Scully replied. "How have you
been?"

"I'm good, but I couldn't say the same thing about you when I
last saw you."

"I know and I'm sorry about that...I didn't get to thank you for
all of your help."

"You're welcome...and you owe me no apology. I was worried about
you though. They were never able to recover any evidence of the
alien craft. It just vanished, along with everything else, you
know.

"I know," said Scully reluctantly.

"Were you able to help your friend? The sick one?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, that's my partner over there." Scully
pointed at Mulder who looked up and noticed the two women talking
and then went back to his magazine.

"Your partner?"

"Yes, my FBI partner...and friend."

Amina smiled. "Well, he looks very healthy to me."

"He is...he's fine now."

Amina smiled. "Well, that's good for both of you then.

"So what are you doing here, in the states?" Scully asked.

"Well, I was here for the International Biology Professors
Conference that ends today, but, to tell you the truth, I was
hoping to find something else to get into as an excuse to stay a
little longer."

"Okay, then you're going to have let me make you dinner."

"That's really nice of you...but you don't have to..."

Scully interrupted, "No, I insist. It's the least I can do."

"Well, since you insist."

There was a commotion starting and everyone inside started
heading outside. Mulder walked over to Scully. "What's going on?"

"It's a parade." Amina pointed out a sign announcing the Zulu
parade at 10:30.

"Mulder, this is Professor Amina Ngebe. Remember I told you about
our experience in West Africa last year?" Mulder nodded.

Amina shook his hand. "Hello...It's nice to meet you. I've heard
a lot about you."

"Nothing but good things I'm sure. It's my pleasure, Professor,"
Mulder said, and shook hands with her.

"Oh, please, call me Amina. Shall we go watch this parade?"

"I don't see why not," Scully said.

"Oh goody!" Mulder exclaimed before they headed outdoors.

Outside the parade was starting. It was being held in the front
of the building on the lawn and sidewalks and the observers had
lined up all along the lawn to watch the short route. The music
was a simple drumbeat that gained tempo and rhythm while the
performers danced and walked the length. They were dressed in
colorful, traditional African Zulu costumes that included Zulu
prop weapons as they beat on the drums and chanted a song that
was vaguely familiar to Scully for some reason.

"They'll start over there and then turn around once they get to
the end," Amina said, pointing in the direction of the first
participants.

"I take it you've seen a lot of these parades?" Mulder asked.

"No, as far as I know, there aren't any actual Zulu parades in
South Africa, but it seems to have become a tradition in custom
relations," Amina said amusedly.

"But Zulu parades are quite popular in New Orleans during the
Mardi Gras. I'd bet you'd get plenty of beads, Scully," Mulder
said winking at Amina, who just laughed.

Scully didn't get it. "What?"

Mulder was shocked. "Scully, come on, you've never been to the
Mardi Gras?"

"No, I never did get around to doing that," answered Scully.

Mulder teased, "Oh, you don't know what you've been
missing...it's quite an experience."

Scully wasn't so sure. "I can only imagine."

"Look at that one!" Mulder pointed to a tall float approaching
them. The float was rather animated and moving to the music but
it seemed to be tipping over. "I think it's going down. Is it
just me or does it look exactly like the Leaning Tower of Pisa?"

Scully observed it. "I guess that does come to mind."

"I think there's someone inside of it," Amina said. And they all
moved closer to get a better look. There was a man falling out of
the bottom. He continued to slide out of the tower, off of the
float and onto the ground as the parade continued on. The man
then looked around, obviously embarrassed after falling like
that.

"Ouch." Mulder laughed for a while and then did a double take,
"Wait a minute...isn't that our guy, Scully?"

Scully zoomed in on his face and realized that Mulder was right.
Right there sitting on the ground was Ndubisi Marutle in the
flesh. "I think you're right, Mulder."

"Let's go get him!" And with that the two agents took off running
toward the suspect, who upon seeing them coming, got up and ran
way. The crowd moved out of the way in shock as the Agents
pursued him.

"What's going on?" shouted Amina, as she just watched them go.

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When they finally caught up with Ndubisi Marutle and took him
into to a room at the Embassy for questioning, the Colonel was
back and wanted an explanation for what was going on. The meeting
room was set up like a small theatre or slide presentation room,
so Mulder and Scully sat in the front row of seats while Ndubisi
sat in front of the screen facing them and handcuffed to a chair.
Next to him stood his father, a distinguished looking man in
uniform, and his assistant who Mulder and Scully had talked to
the previous day.

The Colonel was outraged. "I demand to know what is going on
here?"

Mulder answered him, "Colonel Marutle...it's a pleasure to
finally make your acquaintance. I'm Special Agent Mulder, and
this is Agent Scully. We're with the FBI and we have been wanting
to talk to you since yesterday."

"Yes, my assistant told me about you." He motioned to her. "She
said you were investigating UFO reports or something crazy like
that. I had no idea that my son was involved."

"According to your assistant here, you son wasn't even in the
country," Mulder snapped and gave the woman the evil eye.

Ndubisi cut in, "I can explain that!"

It was Scully's turn, "Colonel, we have reason to believe that
your son has knowledge concerning the disappearance of a woman
reported to be abducted by aliens."

"What? This is nonsense! You have no right here. I want him
released immediately," the Colonel shouted.

Mulder responded, "Oh, but we do... your son resisted arrest by
attempting to run away, even after we clearly identified
ourselves as law enforcement officers."

"Like I said, there's a good reason for that," Ndubisi added.

Scully replied, "That's what we're all waiting to hear."

The Colonel scolded his son, "Yes, I want to know what are you
doing here. Why didn't I know that you were in the country?"

"It's a long story, Father," Nbubisi replied.

"Okay, maybe I can help you make it shorter. Where's Victoria
Lynn? We know that the two of you were an item before she
disappeared," Mulder said. Ndubisi looked over at his father
embarrassed.

"What are they talking about, Son?" the Colonel asked.

Ndubisi answered him, "My assistant, surely you remember her,
Father." Then he looked at Mulder and Scully. "Trust me, Victoria
is doing okay."

"How do you know that?" Scully asked.

Ndubisi answered, "Because I know where she is and I assure you,
she doesn't want to be found."

"I think we'd like to hear that from Victoria herself," Scully
replied.

"Well, you can't do that. She's in South Africa right now and she
doesn't plan on coming back," Ndubisi said.

"Why is that?" Mulder asked.

"She's happy there," he answered.

"What about her family? They haven't heard from her in months.
She was close to them before she met you," Scully added.

"I realize that, but that's the way it has to be for now,"
Ndubisi continued. "It's too dangerous for her to contact them
right now and she's accepted that."

"I don't believe what I'm hearing here," said the Colonel. He
looked to his assistant who looked at him guiltily. "You knew
about all of this, didn't you?"

Mulder was getting tired of all the secrets. "Are we missing
something here?"

The Colonel answered, "Yes...my son is what you call an adulterer
and I'm ashamed of him. He looked at his assistant then. "That
will be all Mrs. Hunter." She nodded and left the room as he
turned to the agents. "But, I don't understand. What does this
have to do with UFO's?"

"It's just a lie we told to cover up her sudden disappearance. It
was nothing compared to some of the stories that go around here,"
Ndubisi said.

Scully wondered, "What about all those witnesses?"

"I paid them well," Ndubisi answered.

"Then why'd you run we came after you?" Mulder asked the younger
man.

Ndubisi looked around the room at all the unforgiving faces. "I
didn't want anyone to know I was here. I had to hide in the tower
so that no one would notice me leaving." Everyone in the room
looked surprised, the Colonel included. "We were hoping the UFO
story would dissuade the hit men. That's the reason I'm back
here...I wanted to see if it was safe yet."

It turned out that Ndubisi had Victoria hiding from 'African Hit
Men' that were hired by his angry wife. Even though he was
planning to divorce her, she had put out a hit on Victoria when
she had found out that he had cheated on her. She had denied it,
but it was a case for the Embassy to handle from within, so the
agents were more than happy to hand it off to the Colonel and his
own people.

By the end of the day Mulder and Scully had, not only, solved the
case but they had arranged for Victoria to come back to the
states where she would stay in protective custody provided by the
Bureau until her life was no longer threatened. Also, a very
relieved Arnold Smith had been able to talk with his niece via
telephone for a short time, and so Skinner would be quite pleased
with the outcome.

-------------------------
SCULLY'S APARTMENT
5:30PM

When Scully got home, she immediately took Dottie out for a walk
and feed her before starting on dinner. She had been able to
catch up with Amina after they had talked to the Colonel's son,
and she was still looking forward to having her over for dinner.
She was making her mother's favorite lasagna recipe, which Mulder
loved. She looked at the clock thinking that Mulder should have
been there by now.

"No, Dottie! Stay away from those plants!" Scully shouted at the
poodle who was running around getting into everything.

The phone rang and Scully picked it up off of the nearby counter
after putting the food in the oven. "Hello...oh hi, Mom. No, I'm
just cooking. How are you enjoying San Francisco? That's great,
Mom. She's doing good. No, no problem at all." Dottie picked that
moment to get into something in the room and Scully ran into her
room after her, with the phone still on her ear. Dottie ran back
into the living with Scully on her tail when the music started.

"Mom? Oh no...hold on a second, I can't hear you anymore." The
bass from the song started vibrating her walls...he had turned it
up. Soon Madonna's voice filled Scully's and probably everybody
else's apartment. "Mom, you there? I'm sorry, it's my neighbor,
he's been going crazy with his music lately. Um, I'll have to
talk to you later, okay? I love you." Scully angrily hung up the
phone and headed for her door.

Scully banged on her neighbor's door. "Excuse me, Raymond! Hello,
anyone in there?" She got no answer. She knocked harder, so hard
that her knuckles were hurting. Raymond finally opened the door
fully dressed this time in club attire. He looked like he was on
his way out.

"Dana! What's up?"

"You, Raymond...and your music."

Raymond smiled. "You mean Madonna's 'music'... You don't like
it?"

"It's not that I don't like it, it's just..."

Scully hadn't noticed that Dottie had followed her out into the
hallway and she had just chose that moment to throw up. Raymond
noticed right away though. "Ew, Dana, I think your little dog
just barfed up something behind you there." Scully turned around
in shock.

"Oh no! Dottie, come here." She turned around to handle Dottie as
Raymond watched her.

"Okay, I'll catch you later, neighbor," he shouted after her, but
Scully just slammed her door on him.

By the time she had cleaned up after Dottie and started on the
salad, Mulder had arrived with his own mission in mind. But he
didn't have any luck leading Scully into her bedroom since she
was already too busy cooking and chasing after Dottie. An hour
later, when Amina finally arrived it was out of the question, so
they sat down for dinner.

They hadn't actually gotten to that point in their relationship
when they had started having dinner as a couple with anyone else
yet, but Scully was grateful that everything was going smoothly.
Mulder was in his cute mode and Amina had seemed to enjoy their
cute bantering. Even if it made her feel like a third wheel at
times.

About halfway through dessert, Dottie started to whine like she
wasn't feeling well. "What's wrong, Dottie?" Scully said to the
dog.

"I don't think she's feeling too good," Amina guessed.

Mulder added, "Maybe it was the rest of the lasagna that I gave
her."

"Mulder, tell me you didn't?"

"It was only a little."

"Mulder!" Scully fumed.

"All right, I'll take her out for a walk," Mulder volunteered. He
grabbed Dottie's collar and led her outside, leaving Scully and
Amina alone to talk for a while. After her walk, Dottie
eventually calmed down and went to lay down in the living room.

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"Well, it's getting late. I should probably go. My flight leaves
at eight and I'm notorious for oversleeping," Amino announced.

"I'm glad you came, Amina," Scully replied.

"Oh, well I'm glad you invited me. It was really nice."

Mulder added, "It was nice meeting you, Amina. Have a safe flight
home."

"Thank you, Agent Mulder. I enjoyed finally meeting you too."

As they walked to the door, Amina stopped suddenly. "Oh, I almost
completely forgot!"

"What?" asked Scully.

Amina pulled a small envelope out of her purse. "Someone gave me
tickets to a Yankees game tomorrow and since I'm not going to be
here, I thought maybe you two would like to go?" She handed the
envelope to Scully.

"Thank you. Mulder's a big baseball fan." Scully passed the
envelope to Mulder who excitedly pulled the tickets out.

"But not you I take it?" asked Amina.

"No, actually, I like baseball too...just not as much as Mulder
does," answered Scully.

Mulder was excited. "Wow, these are great! Box seats, Yankees vs.
Red Sox! We gotta go, Scully!"

"Well, I'm glad someone could use them," Amina said smiling.

After Amina left, Scully started cleaning up and before long
Skinner called wanting an update and asking about their reports.
Scully promised to get her report to him tomorrow. He hadn't
asked her about Mulder, but Scully had a feeling that he
suspected that he was right there with her.

Scully tried to start on her report but Raymond had Madonna's
"Music" on full blast again. He was driving her crazy with that
song. If only she could think of a way to stop him. She tried to
get back to her report, but she was too distracted. She didn't
decide to give it a rest until Mulder suggested that they work at
his house instead. For some reason, they never seemed to get much
work done at her place anymore.

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MULDER'S APARTMENT
ARLINGTON, VA
9:15pm

By the time they got to Mulder's place, Skinner had already left
messages harassing him about his report and complaining about
some expenses that he racked up on another case. Mulder went in
the kitchen to make some coffee while Scully sat down at his
computer. "Is Dottie going to be okay, Scully? She didn't seem
too well earlier. "

"Yeah, she'll be fine. You know Mulder, I was thinking. Maybe
it's the new dog food that I have her on. With such a major
change in her diet, her digestive system probably hasn't adjusted
to it yet. It's probably what's making her have to go so often,
too."

Scully managed to write more of the report, until Mulder brought
her a fresh cup of coffee. "Here you go," Mulder said, and passed
her the mug.

She turned around and took it from him slowly. "Thanks."

Mulder was getting lonely. "It's late, aren't you ready for bed
yet?"

"I'd rather finish this report tonight. In case you haven't
noticed, Skinner is really on our cases."

"No, I've noticed, but what's a few more hours? We can finish
these in the office in the morning."

Scully was not budging. "Why put off tomorrow what you can do
today?"

"Actually, I was hoping that we could play hooky and go to this
Yankees game tomorrow. What do you say?"

He pulled his Yankees baseball hat out from behind his back and
placed it on her head. When he saw how nicely it fitted he
smiled. "I like it."

Scully smiled but then removed the hat, "No, Mulder, we can't.
You know we have to go to that meeting tomorrow."

Mulder started to massage her neck and whined, "Come on Scully,
let's go to bed."

She touched his hands as he massaged her. "Mulder, I promise you,
if you can just wait another half an hour, I'll be done with this
report and then we can go to bed...or not." Scully smiled.

Mulder bent down and gave her a quick kiss. "Well, since you put
it that way." Then he walked into the bedroom and he yelled,
"Hurry up now, I'll be waiting!"

Scully worked on the report another ten minutes before she heard
Mulder snoring loudly in the next room. Scully laughed to herself
and shut down the computer before she joined him in the bed. She
snuggled up next to Mulder's warm body underneath the covers. She
was asleep in just a few minutes.


EPILOGUE
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FBI HEADQUARTERS
8:50am

When Mulder and Scully arrived at work the next morning, Skinner
had seemed to be in a really good mood after he realized that
both of them would be attending the meeting. He hadn't bothered
mentioning the reports that were due on his desk that morning.
And he hadn't even noticed that they had obviously arrived
together that morning, or if he did, he hadn't mentioned it.
Scully thought that it was turning out to be a good morning. That
was until her little outburst.

She didn't know what had come over her. If she thought the rumors
were bad before, she was not looking forward to hearing the
latest. She figured that the past few days had just been too much
for her. She had to let off the steam somehow. She just never
thought it would be in front of hundreds of her peers, and she
hadn't expected to embarrass herself in the process either.

Thank god it was Friday. The last few days had been crazy. Scully
had thought that their case, her neighbor and that dog would be
the last of her. But now she was taking a stand and she was going
to fix everything. And when she was done with that, she and
Mulder would be able to finish what they had started.

She was going to take care of her problems at home and at work
and she was going to do it right this minute. Then she and Mulder
were going to go watch that baseball game. And when they got home
tonight, he had better be ready. She was going to give it to him
the way he wanted it, damn it!


THE END

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AND THE IMPROV ELEMENTS WERE...

Scully wearing a hat.
Scully at the Zulu parade.
Scully accidentally swearing (rather profanely) during a meeting
with Skinner and other important folks.
Mulder stepping in dog doo-doo.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa!
A hot, fabulous gay man named Raymond who plays the new Madonna
single ("Music") incessantly.

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