From: "}{filer" Date: Sun, 10 Oct 1999 00:44:25 -0230 Subject: New: Whitehouse Romance By Thinkey Title: Whitehouse romance Author: Thinkey E-mail: hsimon@thezone.net Rating: PG-13 Category: SRH Spoilers: None X-files wise Summary: ...um...just read it Archive: Gossamer please. Author's note: Don't kill me for doing this!! The way I see it *someone* had to do it! I'm in this weird mood...bare with me!! (I just have to get this off of my head!!) Whitehouse Romance 1/1 (hopefully!) Cast: President of the United States: Fox Mulder (::::ducks UFO's::::) First Wife: Diana Fowley (::::runs for her life and ducks TNG novels and MSR fanfic helmets::::) Whitehouse Intern: Dana Scully (:::hides from flying Starr reports:::) Friend of the President: Walter Skinner (was Vernon Jordan bald? I can't remember) Republican Leader: Jeffery Spender (Don't ask...) Setting: (::::dodges Kosovo air attacks launched by list members:::::) The First Wife is out the country on some diplomatic thingy. The President is in the Oval Office "working" (yeah I know, I'm watching WAY too much news and hanging out at cnn.com WAY too much!) Lets GO! (::::ducks shipper chick's MSRfanfic helmets with subwoofers:::::) Whitehouse Washington DC President Fox Mulder (snicker) sat at his desk in the oval office making paper air planes out of a recent report he received from the CIA concerning...something. Anyway, he wasn't worried about that at the moment. The misses (:::ducks UFO's:::) Diana was in... hmmm, it had to be outside the US....Asia sounded right. Hopefully *someone* over there would kidnap her...come on Saddam! (hehehe) watched the paper plane as it floated along softly and stuck behind one of the pictures he had on the wall. Why did it always have to go there? He didn't know. The door opened to the office suddenly making Mulder practically jump out of his skin. "Why do YOU always *do* that?" The sexy young intern (::::looks for cover::::) said walking into the office. President Mulder could feel the heat rise soon as that door opened revealing her 'to die for' body. Well to the least he'll drop his marriage in a heartbeat. She walked over to his desk and popped her butt up on it facing Mulder. "*You* always do that to me," Mulder replied smiling up towards her. He tossed his last paper plane out the open window. Heck, the gardeners will pick it up. Returning his attention to the woman in front of him, the popped his legs up on his desk, facing her with a mischievous smile lurking on his face. "So....Dana Kathryn Scully, what have you been up to today?" He asked taking her hand into his. She giggled uncontrollably, hitting him in the chest with her feet. "Hey watch it! We wouldn't want the First Lady to think something was up now would we?" "Of course not," She said moving from the desk to his lap, facing him seductively. "All we need is a scandal on our hands." Scully bent down and kissed Mulder softly on the lips, lingering for several moments. Her touch sent charges of electricity through him, unlike any woman had done before. Which was much more than he could say for his 'wife'. If he could call her that now, she was more like a mother. (Ok, I know I'm pushing it!) Mulder chucked reaching for a pen on his desk. Time to play their game. "Right," He said dropping the pen under is desk. Scully looked down under the desk with a quirky smile on her face. "Oops, can you get that for me?" Mulder asked pushing his chair away from the desk. Scully looked at him tauntingly before slipping away under the desk. He brought the chair back in closer. "You found it yet?" He asked, smile on his face. "Not yet, it's a big place down here. I might get lost." Scully replied as Mulder began to shift in his chair. "Though I think I found something here. Let me check." Mulder chuckled as his face began to flush. (am I gone too far yet?) "I think you found something too," He pushed himself up against the desk, trying to distract himself. It was a hard task! ZIP Oh jeez. "Um...Dana, you think you could look a little harder? You haven't quite found it yet," He commented, his shifting rapidly increasing. Mulder rested back in the chair, closing his eyes. This was *his* idea of relaxation. All he needed to screw this up would be- Knock-Knock. Shit! "OWWW! Fox, stop kicking me! I'm doing something important!" Scully snapped from under the desk. Mulder tried to figure out what to do with himself. This was not good. He arranged the papers on his desk quickly and tried to make himself look 'normal'. As hard as that would be. The door opened and the President's old friend, Walter Skinner walked in. It was only Skinner! There must be a God! "Hey Wallie, what's up?" Mulder asked clasping his hands in front of him, putting that innocent look to good use. He jumped suddenly as Scully grabbed *something* under the desk. "Not much," Skinner said taking a seat at the other side of Mulder's desk. He noticed Mulder's sudden jump. "Um...are you doing ok, you seem kind of flushed, and you just jumped a bit there," Skinner pointed out gazing at Mulder suspiciously. Years of hanging around with Fox Mulder, you learn the 'ins and outs' of him quickly. "I think so, I feel ok," Mulder said innocently. That innocence quickly left though. He Began to smile looking down at his desk. Skinner knew the meaning. "Actually I feel great," He added. Both men laughed. Knock-Knock. Jesus! What a time they had to plan a reunion! Mulder frowned motioning to Skinner to go and answer the door. In walks the President's wife Diana, furious. Mulder's frown turned into a look of worry as she approached the desk. "What is it honey?" Mulder asked, hating how those words sounded. Diana was like a slave driver. "Weren't you supposed to have that DAMN paper into me by today? You know?" Diana said leaning over the desk. Skinner came back and took his seat. Mulder gave Diana a look of confusion, then shifted in the chair again. Diana pulled away, mad. "Did you even know I took that trip to South America?!? Are you that stupid?!?!" Mulder gulped, hoping she'll leave after this. Mulder shrugged. "It slipped my mind honey, I'll have it to you as soon as possible." Hopefully now she'll leave. Diana stared at him for several moments before turning to leave. Bonk. Oh Fu*k, what now? Mulder looked around the office to see that something had fallen through the roof. A stunned Republican leader, Jeffery Spender climbed to his feet, shaking off the dust. This was like Watergate all over again! Mulder slouched into his seat. "There's...there's a woman under his desk! The intern Dana Scully, they we're-they were," Spender blurted out, unable to finish the sentence. Diana whirled around to face her husband in shock. Time for that innocent look again. "What the hell are you doing in here?" Skinner exclaimed looking at the Republican leader in shock. "Is this true Fox?" Diana asked. Mulder didn't know how to answer. Shaking his head, he could feel Scully move under the desk. Her head appeared several inches above the desk, tiny smile on her face. Mulder looked at Diana and hunched his shoulders. Ah well, it was fun while it lasted. Bonk. Diana fainted there in front of him. Mulder looked at Spender who was doing some kind of dance in the floor chanting, "Doot Doot, I got 'em!" Must be some new Republican theme. Scully hopped into Mulder arms, laying a passionate kiss on him. Skinner almost lost his eyes. "Think we can take that Australian vacation we talked about now?" The End Don't kill me!! Send comments (flames and all!) hsimon@thezone.net