From: "ktmbabs" <gatlin@frontiernet.net>
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 1999 13:24:50 -0800
Subject: Why Don't you get a job?

                                        Why Don't you get a job?
                                                    By Mandi Krueger
Dis:The song belongs to Offspring,Characters to Chris Carter.
Rated PG-13
Summary:Scully goes Wacko


        Another day at the office.Scully thought bored to shit. Mulder was
engrossed in a picture on his computer,never mind what it was. 
    Suddenly a song came on the radio that changed the highlights of the
day. 
            My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch. 
            He tells me every day he says"Man I really gotta lose my chick
            in the worst kinda way." 
    Knowing this song by heart Scully jumped on the nearest chair and
began belting out the words. 
            "She sit on her ass he works his hands to the bone to give her
money
             every payday. She wants more dinero just to stay at home well
my friend you gotta say." 
            Other agents hearing Scully's rather loud singing curiously
walked into Mulder's office to see the show. Scullys hair was mussed up
and hanging over her head wildly. 
            "I want pay,I want pay,No way.Why don't you get a job? 
            I guess all his money it isn't enough to keep the
            bill collecters at bay.I guess all that money well it isn't
enough
            cause that girls got expensive taste! 
                Chorus.  People were dancing and yelling and banging into
each other.Mulder was still gaping at the picture on his computer. 
               "Well i guess it ain't easy doin' nothin' at all,But hey
man free rides just
                don't come along every day!" 
                Let me tell ya 'bout my other friend now!"Shouted Mulder
before resuming
                back in his trance. 
                "My friends got va boyfriend and she hates that dick She
tells me every day. 
                He wants more dinero just to stay at home,
                 well my friend ya gotta say." 
                  End chorus
            Scully jumped into the mosh pit.Cheers eerupted all around. 
            "What the fuck is goin' on!" Yelled Skinner as he entered the
office. 
    Every one dropped Scully on the ground and hurried out. 
        Skinner looked at Scully for and explaination. 
            "Well uh sir,um...did you know you're pretty fly for a bald
guy?"
                        The end
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