From: Scully4946@aol.com
Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2001 16:03:32 EDT
Subject: Wiggles, the Clown
Source: direct


F.B.I. Headquarters
3:59 p.m.
       
       Special Agent Fox Mulder walked into his office to find Special Agent 
Dana Scully watching the t.v.
       "Hey Mulder! Check this out, it's the newest series 'Wiggles the 
Clown'. It's extremely funny, but it makes you think." On the screen, a 
seemingly normal clown was throwing banana cream pies into the faces of 
innocent children. Then he would laugh hysterically when they started crying 
for their mommy.
       "Uh....Scully? Problems much?" But she didn't hear him because she was 
too engrossed with the program. Just then, the clown held up a rifle and shot 
the camera.
       "AUUGGHH!!!" Mulder shouted. "That horrid clown just shot me! Oh 
Scully, it hurts alot!"
       "What confuses me is how that bullet came through the t.v." Scully 
said just as Wiggles jumped out from the set.
       "That teaches your partner a lesson! How dare you people reduce me to 
this?! I hate what my life has come to! Please, make me something 
worthwhile!" Wiggles pleaded. Having mercy on the poor clown, despite his 
throbbing leg, Mulder recommended Wiggles to become an honorary agent. Being 
thrilled by this sudden change, Wiggles ran down the crowded hallways and 
obliviously into an empty elevator which was under construction.
       "Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark," Scully said.

       The moral of this story is to always make sure that you have a plot 
before attempting to write it.