From: marguerite@swbell.net
Date: Wed, 08 Jul 1998 11:03:10 -0500
Subject: NEW: Worth Her Weight (1/1)--Marguerite--PG

Title: Worth Her Weight
Author: Marguerite
Rating: PG (mild language)
Classification: V, A, H
Spoilers: Fight the Future
Archive: Yes to Gossamer, others please let me know
Summary: Skinner has to account for Mulder's expenditures in FTF

Disclaimer: Intellectual rights for "The X-Files" belong to 20th Century
Fox, Chris Carter, and 1013 Productions. No copyright infringement is
intended.

***

If anyone had ever told me that the position of Assistant Director of
the F.B.I. meant that I'd be playing "Bad Cop" for the rest of my
career, I'd have run screaming in the other direction, begging to be
made a mail room clerk.

I'm sitting at my desk, looking at a bulging manila folder. Receipts in
several languages are pouring out of the sides, across the front is
written in magic marker in a very aggressive scrawl: "Fund
Requests--Special Agent Fox Mulder."

It was a stimulating read.

This bundle of joy was delivered by hand from the bean counters
downstairs. My job is to sift through these accounts with Agent Mulder
and make a recommendation as to how--or whether--these bills are to be
paid. I take off my jacket and hang it neatly over the back of my chair,
roll up my sleeves, and start re-reading. It doesn't start off too
badly:

American Airlines ticket to Los Angeles with a stopover in Dallas. How's
that for irony? 

One night in a seedy-sounding motel near the airport.

Cold-weather gear from a men's store in L.A. 

Quantas Airlines ticket to Australia. Evidently he spent the night on
the floor of the airport in Sidney, judging from the attached receipts
from the airport food services.

By the time I start reading about chartered planes and snowmobiles, I
start to feel uneasy, and it's at this moment that Mulder makes his
entrance.

"Sir? You asked to see me?"

"Yes I did. Thank you for being so prompt. Please have a seat." I try to
make my tone noncommittal, but he eyes me warily as he walks to the
chair and lowers himself into it. "How's the back?"

He seems surprised by the personal question. "Better, thank you." It had
peeved him no end when he found out that his medical records included
mention of every bruise on his battered spine and buttocks, sustained
during what he called "an unfortunate fall."

I settle the papers on my desk, knocking the edges to try to make the
pile more manageable. "I have been requested--strongly--to go over the
accounts of your recent Antarctic expedition, Agent Mulder. It seemed
only fair that you be present during this process, so that I may ask for
your input where necessary."

His face goes a little pale and I swear that the corner of his mouth is
trembling. "Sir, I know I stepped outside of Bureau regulations..."

"Stepped? Looks to me as if you did a standing broad-jump over the heads
of every member of this organization."

"I did it to save my partner's LIFE."

He's angry, his hands gripping the leather armrests as if he'd rather
have them around my throat. His body language tells me that there is no
expense too great for Agent Scully, no deed too outrageous.

I fold my hands on the desk and look directly into his defiant eyes.
"You may not believe this, but I want to help you. Meet me halfway,
here; let me know what some of this stuff was about."

Mulder relaxes by degrees and nods as he moves the chair forward.
Despite his caution he makes a tiny hiss of pain and looks at me to see
if I've noticed. I don't let on.

"Mulder, I'm with you as far as Australia. Now it turns weird. Here's
the plane you chartered to Antarctica. You went to the Greenpeace
station rather than to a U.S. geological survey site?"

"I had limited time. The Greenpeace station was the first to offer me
assistance, so I took them up on it. Lucky for me that the co-ordinates
were near Wilkes Land, so there was an air strip at an ice-free coastal
site."

"You put this chartered flight on your Visa card, Agent Mulder."

"Yeah." He fidgets in his chair. "I left home without American Express."

"You know that you have to fill out forms for chartering planes, that
there's procedure to be followed."

"I didn't have time for procedures. Scully..." his voice cracks on her
name. "Scully didn't have time."

I refrain from commenting about the dire emergency; the damned oversight
committee won't care. "I understand that you flashed your F.B.I.
credentials to get the use of a vehicle."

"They don't have Lariat Rent-A-Snowcat stations."

After a moment I continue. "Then there was the return flight to
Australia, where you were both checked in to St. Vincent's in Melbourne
for emergency treatment. There were calls to radiology, virology,
pathology, dermatology...urology?"

Mulder indicates his back. "Bruised kidneys."

"Oto-rhino-laryngology?"

"Ear, nose, and throat specialist."

"I know what it means, Mulder," I growl. "You were in intensive care for
three days, and Scully for a week, after which time she spent another
week in a regular room under constant nursing supervision as per your
request."

I can tell from the wildness in his eyes that he's reliving every
instant of that journey into a frozen hell. From the nature of his
injuries, it's a wonder he didn't get killed half a dozen times over.
The medical personnel have unequivocally stated that he'd have died of
exposure if Scully hadn't dragged him back to their vehicle after
the...incident. As it was, he almost lost a few toes. And what happened
to Scully is beyond anyone's description.

"Surely, Sir, the bureau doesn't begrudge us the attempt to keep from
dying."

The sarcasm cuts me deeply. Were it up to me, I'd have taken these two
people to every damn specialist in the country. "I'm just looking at the
expenses, in the order they were incurred." He gets it. We have to go
through these motions.The flicker of understanding in his eyes tells me
more than any words ever could.

Now comes the tricky part. "I have here two Quantas tickets from
Melbourne to Los Angeles. First Class."

Mulder ducks his head.

"Accommodations for two at the Hyatt Regency."

His eyelids droop.

"I'm not even mentioning the room service steak dinner," I inform him
dryly. "But I do have a question about the $614.98 bill from the
concierge."

"Agent Scully's clothing was lost in Antarctica. She'd been wearing my
things for almost a week, supplemented by some jeans and sweaters
donated by nurses at St. Vincent's. Everything was enormous on her, but
she never complained...I couldn't stand it any more. I sent the
concierge to get her some clothes, and to replace the suit and shoes,
and her..." He makes a delicate motion in the air with his hands.

I'll be damned. Fox Mulder is blushing.

"Lingerie," I supply for him.

He nods, his humiliation now complete.

"Did you get to see your purchases, Agent Mulder?"

He starts to react, then realizes that I'm joking. For the first time I
see his face relax and he actually laughs with me. "Unfortunately, no."

I nod, trying to conceal the grin that wants to plaster itself all over
my face. "Probably for the best, Agent Mulder. She would have had to
kill you."

"Eyes only." He plays back, but there is still a hint of wariness in his
tone. "What's the total damage on this one?"

"Counting the high-end binoculars that mysteriously disappeared, the
ones that the Greenpeace folks are 'kindly' requesting that we replace?"
I wait for him to settle down in his chair. "We're up to $874,465 and
change."

Mulder is clearly shocked.

"Over half of that is in medical expenses, and I think I can get
Workman's Comp to pick up the tab, or at least reduce the costs."

"But Agent Scully had resigned from the Bureau at the time of the
incident."

"Resigned?" I look at him with eyes too wide open to be genuine. "Had
she resigned, her expenses would not be covered. I have no recollection
of any letter of resignation."

His hand covers his eyes for a moment.

"After this, though, you two may have to be insured by Lloyd's of
London. As for the remainder..." I look over the paper at him; he is
stock-still and white as cardboard. "Agent Mulder, would I be correct in
surmising that it is Agent Scully who usually deals with the expense
reports?"

He nods and swallows so loudly that I can hear it.

Poor bastard is just now realizing what the Bureau spends on him.

"Between the different styles of travel on your return journey and a few
other things that the Bureau would call 'questionable,' it looks as if
we have about one hundred fifteen thousand dollars in 'unreimbursable'
expenses."

"I have money," Mulder says quickly, his tone carefully neutral.

I've been peripherally aware of this for years, that there's money
tucked under a mattress somewhere in his family. The man wears clothes
with an insolent laziness that only comes from privileged ancestry, and
his manners are usually impeccable and always completely natural. To the
manner born.

Thinking of him crawling on all fours, alone, through icy tunnels to
save his partner makes my chest hurt. Damn the F.B.I., anyway; what does
it know about loyalty and compassion?

"I appreciate what you're saying, Agent Mulder. I hope that it won't be
necessary to call upon you for this; I'm going to do everything possible
to ensure that it doesn't happen."

Damn straight it won't. I have a summer home that doesn't get used. One
phone call and it's on the market.

"Thank you for your time."

He knows that he's being set free, so he unfolds himself from the chair
and stands at attention. "I'd like to make a request, Sir."

I know him so well that he doesn't have to say a word. "Agent Scully
will never see a scrap of this paperwork," I assure him.

His gratitude is silent but heartfelt.

What he has done violates every regulation in the book, including some
that will probably be written and named after him. He operates under his
own code of honor, and it's one I can admire. And defend.

When I rise to shake his hand, it's out of respect. 

***

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