From: "Ron Smisek" Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 17:07:01 -0500 Subject: X-Passions by Maria Source: direct Title: X-Passions Author: Maria Rating: PG Category: XF/Passions crossover- CH Spoilers: none Archive: Anywhere but let me know and keep my name with it Feedback: please, at msplumeria_99@yahoo.com Disclaimer: X-Files belongs to C.C. and 1013 and Passions belongs to NBC (I think) Summary: Mulder and Scully find themselves in Harmony with the Passions gang Author's Note: This idea came to me while writing Four Month Separation (2/3), so you'll probably have to wait longer to read Four Month Separation (2/3). Sorry. --------------------------------- Scully woke up, surprised to find Mulder asleep beside her. Or whom she thought was Mulder. He looked a lot like Sam Bennett from Passions. "Mulder?" She shook him gently until he woke up. "Scully, is that you?" "Ya." She got up and looked into the mirror on the wall. "Oh my god! I look like Grace Bennett from Passions!" She looked around the room. "Mulder, I think we're in Harmony!" "Scully, slow down. We're where?" "You know the soap opera Passions? Well I think we're in it." The door opened, and Mulder and Scully jumped a little. Charity walked in. She was wearing the pendent Tabitha gave her, and her eyes were glowing. "Bring destruction to Harmony!" She said in a deep voice. "Mulder, we have to get the pendent off of her!" The door opened and Kay & Jessica walked in "What's with Charity?" Kay asked. "Try to get the pendent off her!" Mulder told the two girls. While they were trying to get the pendent off her, Timmy was looking through the window. Tabitha was holding him up. "Timmy's scared. What if evil Charity tries to kill Tabitha and Timmy again?" Timmy asked. "Well, Tim-Tim, as long as she doesn't see us, we'll be fine." Tabitha answered. "What's happening?" "Grace and Sam are trying to get the pendent off Charity." Suddenly something came flying out the window and hit Timmy, causing him to fall backwards. "They've gotten the pendent off Charity! Now we'll have to wait until she's alone to get the pendent on her, unless she puts on the cross Miguel gave her." "Charity, are you okay?" Scully asked her. "Yes, Aunt Grace. How'd I get in here, anyway?" Charity asked. "Never mind that now. Why don't you go... do what you do, whatever that is." Mulder told her. Charity left the room, followed by Kay and Jessica. "Mulder, what if we never get out of here? What if we're stuck in Harmony forever?" "We can't be stuck here forever. There has to be a way out." "And if there isn't?" "Let's not think about that now. So, who are we?" "We're Sam and Grace Bennett. Our kids are Kay and Jessica who just walked in here after Charity did. Charity is my, um, *Grace's* twin sister's daughter. We also have a son, Noel, who doesn't live here. Oh, ya. You cheated on me with Ivy Crane, and she had Ethan, but you don't really know that he's your son. Speaking of the Cranes, they're the richest people in Harmony. You also have a brother, Hank, who is interested in Sheridan Crane, Julian's sister. Julian is married to Ivy, but it was a planned marriage, so that's why she had an affair with you on her wedding night. You two used to be lovers, or something. Charity's boyfriend is Miguel, but Kay wants him to herself. Now Miguel's sister, Theresa is in love with Ethan. Luis, her older brother, loves Sheridan, and... Mulder, are you listening?" "Scully, are you *obsessed* with this show?" "Not really. I record it while I'm at work and watch it afterward. Actually, I record Days of Our Lives, and accidentally recorded Passions too. And ever sense then, I've liked it." "So, now, why is Charity living with us?" "Grace's sister died in a fire." "Why was she acting so weird?" "Tabitha, our next door neighbor, gave that pendent to her because she wants her to turn evil, and evil spirits, or something are controlling her when she wears it." "You could be spending your time with me, but instead you watch *this* show." Mulder had no expression in his voice what so ever. "Come on. Let's get out of here." Scully literally dragged him out of the room. Later at the Crane mansion: "Theresa, there's something I want to ask you," Ethan Crane told Theresa Fitzgerald. "Yes, Ethan?" Theresa's eyes were glowing. "Theresa, will you..." Ethan's words were interrupted by the opening of the door. "So this is my son, eh?" Mulder asked Scully. "*Mulder*, he's not supposed to know!" Scully hissed. "I could have you thrown off the police board for breaking and entering," Ethan told Mulder harshly. "I didn't break in. Theresa's mother, what's her name, Pilar? She let me in." Someone appeared at the door. "Why Sam. You didn't tell me you'd be dropping by." Ivy Crane walked up to Mulder. She almost looked like... "Diana Fowley, you bastard!" Scully said. "You are the one I had an affair with." Still no expression in Mulder's voice. "What is going on in here?" Another person walked into the room. Julian Crane, but he resembled... "C.G.B. Spender!" Scully cried. "*You* are married to *her*?" Mulder asked. Suddenly everyone started yelling at eachother. The voices were whirling around Mulder and Scully's heads when... Scully woke up with a jolt. she thought. She started to get out of bed when something on the table caught her eye. It was... "The pendent? How'd it get here? Maybe I'll just try it on me to see what it looks like, I mean Tabitha doesn't want me turned evil." The pendent started glowing, and so were Scully's eyes. "Bring destruction to Washington D.C.!" The End This is only my second attempt at writing fanfic so let me know what you think. Oh, and also, check out my other story, Four Month Separation.