From: Scully4946@aol.com
Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2001 16:04:04 EDT
Subject: Y2K
Source: direct

F.B.I. Headquarters
December 31, 1999

       Special Agent Dana Scully was stacking a massive load of canned peas 
into an underground cellar while her partner, Fox Mulder, was preparing a 
bomb shelter. As far as they were concerned, they were ready for anything. 
Minus a nuclear bomb and God, nothing could ruin their plans for survival. 
Once that ball dropped, Mulder and Scully would be safe, unlike the skeptics. 
Such as Skinner. As Mulder was placing the bottled water in a neat pile in 
the shape of Pebble Flintstone (complete with a bone in her hair that he 
stole from a stray dog), Scully screamed,"Mulder, you idiot! You forgot the 
after-dinner mints! And where in the world is the Trident?!"
       "Why do I even bother?" Mulder thought to himself. "I should've shot 
her while I had the chance. Actually, I still have my gun...." But Scully 
snapped him out of his reverie before he had the chance to let out a devilish 
laugh.
       "Mulder, you quadruped, listen to me! I found your sister." Just then, 
a beautiful woman that Mulder swore he saw in a movie somewhere strolled into 
the room.
       "FOX!!!"
       Deafened by the scream, Scully said,"The aliens took away her control 
over the volume of her vocal cords." Of course, Mulder and "Samantha" chatted 
for awhile. When it was time for her to depart, Scully slipped her a wad of 
$20 bills. Pretending to be heartbroken by the separation, the actress 
said,"DON'T WORRY, Fox. Someday I will RETURN, BUT I might look SLIGHTLY 
different from the CHANGE OF atmospheres!" 
       Once she left, Scully said,"Merry Christmas, Mulder."
       "You too," (pause). "Hey, now that I found my sister, there's no need 
for me to stay working here. So long, Scully!"
       "Mulder...!" But it was too late. He was gone and yelling something 
about starting a gas station all of his own. Since this story is really going 
nowhere, let's just say that Mulder came crawling (literally. A pack of dogs 
got him on the way to the gas station) back to Scully once the power went 
out. Of course, they returned to their endless quest for the truth and, once 
again, everything is back to normal in the land of Nod. Or.......is it?

       The moral of this story is that I am really bored and twistedly odd. I 
love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!